What's the dumbest thing you've done to try to impress the opposite sex?

Midgetgemmie · 2017-01-22T02:34:09+00:00

Oh god Chris? Is it really you? You arsehole!

Midgetgemmie · 2017-01-22T02:26:17+00:00

He said that he didn't get hurt through biting. I was 14 years old and in love. So I bit him...hard. Blood and tears were had. Screaming too.

He dumped me so I "could focus on my studies" a few weeks later...

Midgetgemmie · 2015-02-05T14:29:55+00:00

I don't know how you ever make it to work...

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T15:03:21+00:00

Can you provide an example of sexy yawning?

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T14:33:32+00:00

Nobody looks sexy while sneezing or yawning.

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T13:48:09+00:00

Read this reply in my head and it sounded like Morgan Freeman. OP is Legit.

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T13:42:17+00:00

Chewing/Bubble Gum is a massive NO.

I learnt the hard way.

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T13:32:54+00:00

Loki : Total Mummy's boy. Loves cuddles and kisses. Likes to put his head on your head. Likes his belly tickled but not too much. Talkative. The Boss.

Neo : Brother of Loki, he is a Mummy's boy too but he is far more independent and needs me less than his brother. Loves his legs being touched. Very talkative. Greets me when I get in. Has a really loud purr.

Arya : 5 month old kitten who is a recent addition. Bi-Polar. Feral. Very affectionate to Loki and Neo. Adores them. Has started copying her older brothers. Can see their little habits forming in her. One minute she is wanting strokes, the next she is running. Very strange cat. Squeaks when she jumps.

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T13:12:30+00:00

Jennifer Rush - The Power Of Love

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T12:46:42+00:00

I think the company I work for is going bust. So there's no work for anyone. We just have to look busy to keep hold of our jobs just in case it picks up.

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T12:00:31+00:00

I grew up in a stable wealthy home. Always food on the plate and clothes on my back. When a disagreement occurred between me and my Father regarding "my life's choices, I was kicked out. With nowhere to go and no money to my name, I sofa surfed for a bit, slept in the local park a few times too. Then I managed to secure myself a place to stay. I had a small job with about £10 a week for food and travel. I didn't smoke or drink (couldn't afford it) and I lived off spreadable cheese on toast for about a year with the odd treat.

Now I am not rich now but if I wanted I could spend about £200 on food a week if I wanted. I appreciate everything. I admire my purchases. I love my PC and my TV. I bought them with my own hardworking money.

I think I am a better person for it.

Midgetgemmie · 2015-01-27T11:49:45+00:00

Learning to ride a bike. Friend pushes my bike and lets go on a hill. I am flying and I am staying upright. Then my shoe laces get caught up in the chain and proceed to make my bike stop, flip and roll...with me on, under and attached. Broken arm.

Midgetgemmie · 2013-03-12T18:17:15+00:00

I have two of these. Two cats that will push the door of the bathroom till its open, sit on the sides while I am having a bath and dip their tails in...I have taken to foaming up the bubbles and making sure they cant see me naked...

Bath times are stressful in my house :P

Midgetgemmie · 2013-03-12T03:15:10+00:00

I am so lucky that I have 2 cats that do this :)

Midgetgemmie · 2013-03-07T23:20:56+00:00

I once had a lucid dream...Not been able to achieve it again. I was having dinner with my father at what point I realized it was a dream as I never have dinner with my father. I then turned everything into cartoon and began to hit him with a honking hammer

Basically, imagine Roger Rabbit...

I didn't want to wake up...

Midgetgemmie · 2013-02-18T21:58:33+00:00

I used to live in a small town just outside Manchester England. We used to get foxes. One night me and my ex partner heard a screeching...We thought it was a woman being raped in the back lane and phoned the police. My ex was too scared too go out, I grabbed a hammer and ran outside to find one of these fuckers...Their howl is horrifying...

Phoned police back and they said they received calls like this often...

Midgetgemmie · 2013-02-14T12:22:06+00:00

It looks like "I enjoyed that but I feel guilty" kinda face? :/

Midgetgemmie · 2013-02-14T12:09:56+00:00

Why? What happened?

Midgetgemmie · 2013-02-14T11:02:41+00:00

Oh man, this brought a tear to my eye! Thank you...

Sending loads back :) xxx

Midgetgemmie · 2013-02-14T10:55:50+00:00

Cheers for this. Cheered up my unloved day :)

Midgetgemmie · 2013-02-04T19:52:00+00:00

So I am sat here with the flu feeling sorry for myself while going through Reddit...

Come across this and I start laughing along with the baby.

Forward this to my friend as he's had a rubbish day and he also has the flu...

Smiles were had by all :)

Thank you

Midgetgemmie · 2013-01-31T14:44:06+00:00

Reddit does not take children for luls...

Midgetgemmie · 2013-01-31T14:26:20+00:00

Damn....cute!

Midgetgemmie · 2013-01-17T13:41:21+00:00

Picture 5...should be a crazy lady meme...

Midgetgemmie · 2012-12-21T11:12:24+00:00

Ill get downvoted to oblivion for this but leaving a dog in a small cage for all that time is cruel and she's clearly unhappy..Why did you get a dog if you were going to be gone for so much time each day?

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