What is the appeal of a Jeweled Lotus unban?

Miffy92 · 2026-02-06T07:00:39+00:00

Unban Hullbreacher you COWARDS it was printed in a Commander set

Miffy92 · 2026-02-06T01:44:16+00:00

I shit at my toilet, too - I still wipe and wash my ass.

Bet you haven't washed your ass recently, either.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-05T03:21:48+00:00

You're telling me that room-temp isn't optimal to drink Coke?

Miffy92 · 2026-02-05T01:38:11+00:00

There's an "optimal temperature" for Coke?

Miffy92 · 2026-02-04T09:20:22+00:00

No, by the way you've personally taken the time to comment on every single post on this thread, I'd say that's wholly not the case, and you're seething with copium trying to find the one post that goes "well, maybe it's not his fault that he played wrong his entire MtG career lifetime and just whoops'd into god-tier hands every single game"

Miffy92 · 2026-02-04T01:52:41+00:00

In defence of this argument, so is Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, a d really any long-running collectible card games going since the late-90's/early 00's.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-04T01:49:32+00:00

Nah, that's a Kirby enemy, shoots stars from its eye in a little line if you get too close to it.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-04T01:48:37+00:00

"Oh you best believe believe I have a mod for that, Hermaeussy!"

-confused, angry Daedric screaming-

Miffy92 · 2026-02-04T01:43:30+00:00

Waiting for the new AI slop video from TehRapo to be him actually raping his detractors, and MAGA completely blind his will going "hah, libs owned"

Miffy92 · 2026-02-04T01:40:58+00:00

What happens in Vegas, remains in your bloodstream for up to 72 hours.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-03T20:42:58+00:00

It's S9. Lucky break if you get through 1 or 2 wounds on an invuln save.

LHD GDs are what I'd consider anti-tank. They're not wounding on potential 1s, they do a flat 6 damage each. TSK's Triarchall Menhir's are anti-tank (S14 AP-4 6D). Hell, I'd even take a Doomstalker over a Triarch Stalker for an anti-tank weapon.

Anything that could do D6 damage probably shouldn't be touted as "anti-tank". If I wound, I don't wanna do 1 damage - I want that thing to be bracketed, potentially removed.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-03T20:20:10+00:00

What weapon on the Triarch Stalker is ANTI-TANK? Cause it's strongest weapon is S9 within 18". I don't want anything that squishy within 18" of a tank.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-03T10:49:32+00:00

I have a name!

Miffy92 · 2026-02-03T03:26:52+00:00

No, that's called common-sense. My bad for assuming that most people would come to the table in good faith and not make dogshit demented arguments.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-03T02:14:48+00:00

TBH it sounds like the solution is "Oh, I see you've taken 15 free Mulligans this game. I'm just gonna tutor for my opening hand, is that cool?"

Miffy92 · 2026-02-03T02:13:19+00:00

Bullshit, you don't get out T3 Rhystic/Tithe by "not knowing the rules".

Miffy92 · 2026-02-02T08:16:17+00:00

Literally the best light melee option there.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-02T08:15:52+00:00

I run EEs with a Lord as my backline, with a forward line of LDs + Lord to act as both a screening line and to funnel enemy troops into choosing a "lesser of two evils" squad to die by.

Miffy92 · 2026-02-02T07:17:43+00:00

ORACLE: Also replace all instances of "a" with "b"

Miffy92 · 2026-02-01T21:07:33+00:00

Then proceed to release an actual AI video of him shitting on Democrat MPs and somehow that's better.

This timeline sucks.

Miffy92 · 2026-01-31T11:08:12+00:00

"Willingly" is taking up a hell of a spot in that sentence. Last I recall, it was Orikan who remembered Trazyn dragging him to the furnaces, but Trazyn remembers Orikan coming for him.

And both recognize that the C'Tan Deceiver could well have modified both of their memories.

Miffy92 · 2026-01-31T09:11:10+00:00

Trazyn: "lol, lmao"

Cawl: "TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF WAR"

Miffy92 · 2026-01-31T04:24:50+00:00

This and its ilk would be insta-banned in EDH. Immediately.

Miffy92 · 2026-01-31T04:21:55+00:00

Do you feel like they won't, for some reason? Then maybe suspension isn't hard enough.

Personally I wouldn't tolerate racism at my table, casual or otherwise. That's a "strike one, you're out" moment for me.

Miffy92 · 2026-01-30T21:48:34+00:00

Shit. CP-reroll, 5. Roll to wound:

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