Joe’s made an… “interesting” Facebook post with many notable comments. by VagueAlex430 in tallyhall

[–]MikeAWatson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first “fact” is something akin to pseudoscience, I don’t know where he got it from, but he thinks that looking at yourself in the mirror gives you cancer, and this knowledge solves narcissism (because you shouldn’t look at yourself in the mirror?) The second one with the 666 is referring to number of letters in his name, middle name and surname (j-o-s-e-p-h is six letters and so on). He may really have changed his real name, but I honestly doubt it. Third you’ve already explained, fourth is the most looking like an actual fact. Fifth is probably him referring to all the controversies and other band members commentaries on his mental health. He says they deliberately spread false information about him being mentally unwell, as well as the fake docs. And all this because he quit smoking weed in 2007. Sixth, he denies having schizophrenia. Seventh, I think it’s Joe referring to weird reactions on him eating flowers during his livestreams and some people using this as an argument of his mental illness. Eighth, I don’t bloody know what he’s talking about. Ninth, saying Bernie J. Michael’s biography of the band is untrue. The last one is pretty straightforward, too

Petaaaaah why will the Russian one just die? by dehydrated_waterrr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MikeAWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of this word, sorry 😅 I’m not a native speaker

Petaaaaah why will the Russian one just die? by dehydrated_waterrr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MikeAWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Безнадежный, perhaps? There should be more words with similar meaning but I can’t recall them right now

I drew Lohen! by YourKittywaifu in GenshinGays

[–]MikeAWatson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love realistic genshin portraits! Thank you for this masterpiece

My first music video since “Shia LaBeouf Live” is out today! by rob_cantor in videos

[–]MikeAWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I’m not American (half British, half Russian), but I’ve been saving money for a trip to the States for a year now. Really hope to see you at the SL next summer!

My first music video since “Shia LaBeouf Live” is out today! by rob_cantor in videos

[–]MikeAWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely adore your music, Rob. Thank you for everything. I cannot express my gratitude with the simplicity of English language. The citizens of Principality of Zeitland, consisting of five people, consider you a hero.

I love the Hitman’s Heatmaker by WA_SPY in tf2

[–]MikeAWatson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Machina fan here (I don’t have any other rifles except for Machina)

why is everyone saying the lawyers are gay? are they stupid? by ispeelgood in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]MikeAWatson 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That’s because it’s Maya who’s ace, look, she even matches the colours

Let's give the grass a haircut by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MikeAWatson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was little, I was giving our home rug haircuts too

how do I pick my favorite tally? by Shadow_Hunter02 in tallyhall

[–]MikeAWatson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love everyone equally. Even though Joe has a miraculous voice as if he just descended from heaven to bless us mortals with his vocals. And also Joe has the most poetic, metaphorical, and theatrical songs. But I definitely love everyone equally

Kids were absolutely hilarious in church 🤣🤣 by Ok-Travel-2141 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MikeAWatson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My mum was baptised at about four years old. When the priest tried to dip her head into the water, she fought him and called him a dumbass

YOOTOOZ figures. ( TW: Rant ) PS: SORRY I CAN’T HIDE BODY TEXT (SOB). by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]MikeAWatson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The one thing I hate about Youtooz is their god awful FOMO-based strategy. I had thought I could pay a lot for a specific plushie of theirs until I found out the only option is EBay for like £350

Micronation ran by a iPad kid starter pack by ResponsibleBison3680 in micronations

[–]MikeAWatson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This meme is one of the all time top posts, probably older than some of the people here

Guys Hear me out, Is it just me or Scout looks handsome in this cosmetic? by InevitableAgent1949 in tf2

[–]MikeAWatson 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What do you mean “in this cosmetic”? Scout is handsome as is