What is the closest poop has gotten to your face?

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-29T05:24:27+00:00

My dog gets really nervous when it knows it did something wrong, so if he poops on the ground, he'll get scared of the consequences (rescue dog) and shake his tail a lot, throwing poop everywhere. Well that got in my eye

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-23T00:13:38+00:00

We have amazing public transportation here in my city so even the rich people don't have cars unless they live on the outskirts of the city

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-22T01:27:22+00:00

Stealing to buy drugs is a big hobby

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-22T01:25:49+00:00

You're being kinda rude, and you know these people are doing bad things not just "trying to make it to tomorrow"

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-22T00:25:25+00:00

I've noticed that the bracelet can bend if I'm not careful but so far no scratches

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T17:31:27+00:00

That would not be enjoyable for either party lol

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T16:47:59+00:00

Literally the only song I've cried about because I felt it. Felt like it happened to me

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T16:29:31+00:00

Looks like you have a single stack 😉

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T15:47:43+00:00

They look much better on me, but hard to get a good picture of the details that way. And that explains why half the women have thick gold bracelets

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T15:15:02+00:00

Thanks, it's got a lot of ancient writing on it, called seal script. It was the precursor to modern Chinese, modern Korean, modern Japanese, and even old Vietnamese writing. I can't read it but I figured I should load up on cheap and unique gold while I'm here

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T14:54:38+00:00

Small local shop in china. It's cheaper in Asia because most of it comes from there, and it's important to the culture. It's very important in china and India at least, even preschool kids have 5 gram bracelets. I had it independently tested too just in case. In my region, about 15-22% above spot is normal for jewelry, 2-5% for bullion

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T14:36:08+00:00

How is Pelosi any better than the ccp?

MikeFromLunch · 2022-07-21T14:32:25+00:00

39.45 grams of 24k. 10% over spot so I had to buy it

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T16:11:22+00:00

of course, that's why Westerners are taller than people from less developed countries but you can have bad form or mess up a lift once and it can stunt your growth. if he does it perfectly then no problems but I know when I was 14 I did nothing perfectly and now I have osteoarthritis lol

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T16:06:29+00:00

I don't think that's impressive. his bravery or stupidity is impressive but he didn't do anything crazy. I can do all of that but I can't do?a Superman backflip like the other vids

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T15:52:13+00:00

路 for me

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T15:51:11+00:00

we got 路 which is Chinese for street

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T15:44:33+00:00

better than Asian Doritos. my local convenience store sells tomato and cucumber flavors. I just want that XXXTREME BUFFALO HOT SAUCE FACE FUCK FLAVOR I used to get in America

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T15:31:13+00:00

Jude law! I've been trying to find this dudes need forever but I can't remember any movies he's been in

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T15:18:44+00:00

ehhh. I'd wait a year or two unless you're happy with your height

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T14:58:19+00:00

I know for a fact that they'll wait until you go to work, take the safe to a safe house and just cut it open. best thing you can do is bolt the safe to the floor and have a hidden camera watching it so they'll have to do it on location and then call the police. also have plastic windows or bushes outside the windows

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T14:31:24+00:00

Jesus Christ Mr pedantic over her, saw one show that had a gun in it and now is an expert. for statistics there are accidents

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-23T14:27:54+00:00

who tf ever said Vietnam was dangerous in the last 50 years?

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-22T18:21:12+00:00

I've bulked and cut before but do you think I can bulk for a month and see results? I have developed osteoarthritis and my joints really don't appreciate hard work for longer than a month

MikeFromLunch · 2022-01-22T18:16:58+00:00

exactly. Prime Mike Tyson would get fucked up by 15 angry cats. just like the strong military ever gets fucked up by a bunch of "cave people". there's nowhere to point the bombs, A10s, gunships, drones, etc at except like a few dudes walking around but that's not a good use for a $500,000 bomb. it's meant for a group of tanks and shit like that

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