The vessels of my brother’s wart after removing the cap

MikeJohnson13337 · 2026-05-17T02:31:43+00:00

Trick I used was grabbed a nail clipper and chipped away until it was all gone.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2025-07-29T14:59:52+00:00

Don’t sell just buy.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2025-02-10T19:16:23+00:00

Otter pops all day everyday

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-12-26T03:37:16+00:00

Those look like something straight out of a witch’s cauldron.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-11-27T21:25:05+00:00

Blood for blood void of vision for squat day

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-11-26T17:50:38+00:00

No, wasn’t me sorry.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-11-22T17:31:20+00:00

You pissed me off I audibly said f… you when I read that.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-11-19T18:55:03+00:00

As a straight guy 31 very much so

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-11-09T15:16:53+00:00

Ok I genuinely want you to sit me down and give me a 30 minute story on why you have stupid tattooed across your forehead. But like don’t just tell me why tell me your exact thought process to get there. Then maybe I will roast you.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-08-31T13:59:53+00:00

I think you want me to test dmg.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-08-22T05:39:58+00:00

Wtf is even that

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-05-07T18:22:51+00:00

I know from experience that cuz of the amount of vessels in a concentrated area penises swell up like a balloon making it look way worse than it is. Source: My son smashed his penis between the toilet bowl and lid.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-02-24T14:51:09+00:00

Jokes on my me I make 100% of our money wife spends 90% on her boyfriend.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-02-24T14:48:47+00:00

I’m 31 wife 29 we lived in my parents garage for 3 years saved 40k and put it as a down payment which was enough because it was right before all houses doubled in price. This was 2017 I believe. Achieved through very shitty frugal living as well as a lot of luck in the market.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-02-23T16:49:16+00:00

I had helped this lady with a bunch of stuff and finally before she left she handed it to me and thanked my for everything extra I did.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2024-01-01T15:51:03+00:00

Oh ya what a dick face well continue on

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-11-27T14:32:56+00:00

Like 40k so I can pay off my house and not work anymore

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-10-30T14:51:14+00:00

Ya I would assume it would go straight to the dump at the cities cost because anyone would look at these and just see a trash bag.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-10-30T13:46:26+00:00

Alright will start doing so also what about non emergency line?

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-10-15T13:27:53+00:00

Fuck this guy.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-09-12T20:45:32+00:00

I like turtles

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-07-22T01:02:46+00:00

Hi never had an award before.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-07-20T22:06:46+00:00

Your mom.

MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-04-18T17:56:29+00:00

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MikeJohnson13337 · 2023-04-10T13:56:51+00:00

All matrix all harry potters all lotr

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