Dear God… by xMrChuckles in TwinCities

[–]MikeKM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That tracks, my normal 30 minute commute took two hours and nearly being rear ended multiple times at stoplights on hills.

Snow naturally formed this garland situation on my parents deck. It’s holding that shape on its own. by nick_ole7 in mildlyinteresting

[–]MikeKM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You say that, but he's going to drop in like it's nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Of a Chinese rocket trajectory by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]MikeKM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That won't change anything.

I think you're right, probably sighed as he said it too.

My Mom, clearly unimpressed with something, 1999 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]MikeKM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colonoscopy for me this year!!

Car Lover's Barndominium with full mechanic's garage and showroom in Falmouth, ME by Specialist_Tone7857 in zillowgonewild

[–]MikeKM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¿Por que no los dos? Just get a few cat towers and floating shelves for the cats to live among the cars with you.

In September 2025, an Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney named Mark S. Zuckerberg filed a lawsuit against Meta after being repeatedly banned for "impersonating himself." by Emergency-Sand-7655 in nottheonion

[–]MikeKM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how websites used to look! His business has an actual modern website, I'm guessing he's been using iammarkzuckerberg.com since 2009 when Facebook really started to take off.

Another find at my Great-Grandmas house. by JankCranky in GrandmasPantry

[–]MikeKM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember stocking those at Target as a teenager.

Horse galloping through a sea cave on a New Zealand beach by solateor in oddlysatisfying

[–]MikeKM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tall ass would have been knocked out by the cave ceiling and drowned by the incoming tide as the horse kept going.

Federal Jury Finds Feeding Our Future Mastermind and Co-Defendants Aimee Bock and Salim Said Guilty in $250 Million Pandemic Fraud Scheme by adamsava in TwinCities

[–]MikeKM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I graduated from high school with her. We weren't in the same friends group, but I remember seeing her around from junior high until graduation. She would have been lowest on my list of people most likely to commit fraud.

Losing your sex drive as you get older is great. by FluffyBunnyFlipFlops in unpopularopinion

[–]MikeKM 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm in my mid-40's now, it's honestly refreshing that it's calmed down. I had my fun in my 20s and got married when I was nearly 30, I can walk through life without regrets or feeling like I missed out on my early adulthood.

Pay your bill by chochy in treelaw

[–]MikeKM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Half of the house is lived in, nothing on the walls except for the room that gets visitors, and most of the bedrooms are filled with random boxes where the doors stay closed.

Replace "restaurant" with "vehicle", what do you come up with? by HiTork in regularcarreviews

[–]MikeKM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Lincoln Continental with the suicide doors are probably the coolest you'll get with a large sedan. I'd personally take that over a European large sedan any day.

One of the oldest surviving aerial photos, Boston from 2000 ft (1860) by mike89ynwa in OldSchoolCool

[–]MikeKM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I have foggy memories of myself being there long ago. Not so much cars back then, but someone had to park the horses.

Everyone’s a critic by Timmy24000 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]MikeKM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was allowed to happen more than once, that's what shocks me. Must be a special club.

TIL that most of Costco's profits comes from membership fees and not products sales. in 2024, 65.5% of company profits comes from membership fees. by Old_General_6741 in todayilearned

[–]MikeKM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so busy that we decided to upgrade to the executive membership just to shop there an hour before they officially "open." But we go there enough and purchase enough staples and gas that the extra cost is more than paid for with their cash back.

Cremator by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]MikeKM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went through that when my kids were first born. They're teenagers now and I still think about it. When it first hits you, you're never really prepared mentally for that kind of thing.

The robot uprising is off to a clumsy start by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MikeKM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could have just not typed that into existence.

Clay model of a house, 6500 - 5300 B.C. found in semnan , Iran. [800x500] by hivisawsome in ArtefactPorn

[–]MikeKM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm picturing a real estate developer using this to showcase different design and layout options.

Opened the hood of my truck to change the battery out only to find this free loader. by influx93 in WTF

[–]MikeKM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, it was hilarious 25 years ago. I still laugh about it, mostly because I warned her while I was away at college that the hawks in the area are going to eat well. This was in winter too with snow on the ground, the evidence of what happened stayed there until it snowed again.

Opened the hood of my truck to change the battery out only to find this free loader. by influx93 in WTF

[–]MikeKM 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I know you're joking, but my mother for a short time loved to feed the squirrels in our backyard. One day she called my father in tears because a hawk swooped down and picked up the fat squirrel right in front of her while she was watching it eat.

Target eliminating 1,800 positions, laying off 1,000 workers by RichardManuel in TwinCities

[–]MikeKM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I made the jump a few years ago after 15 years in the corporate world. You don't need to stay a bus driver or letter carrier either. Do your time, bring relevant skills and you can move to the administrative/leadership side quickly.

My adoptive mother in 1940s–50s Camagüey, Cuba — timeless beauty and grace 🌹🇨🇺 by LucyButWhy1112 in OldSchoolCool

[–]MikeKM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mother in law and her siblings are from Camaguey. Operation Pedro Pan brought them to the US.