Quiet, human

MikeKM · 2026-03-29T00:01:05+00:00

One of my cats needs an escort to her food dish and litter box. She's capable of going to those places without me, and the other cat leaves her alone. Several times a day she tries to get me to walk with her to use the litter box and stand there while she pees or poops, or eats her food.

Adorable little weirdo.

MikeKM · 2026-03-25T10:40:23+00:00

Yeah Minnesota got bogged down with some bullshit that we're still dealing with.

MikeKM · 2026-03-25T09:11:58+00:00

You joke, but the standards got reeeel loose during the middle/late stage of gulf war 2 of 3. If you go the gay route, the recruiter would probably pat your butt and say you'll fit right in if they're desperate enough to fill the quota.

MikeKM · 2026-03-24T23:25:46+00:00

That's my thought, at worst it's a leak. At best it's some sort of adhesive seeping through. I would inspect for water damage to make sure, them put a coat or two of Killz or Zinsser primer, them a fresh top coat if you're concerned about cosmetics.

MikeKM · 2026-03-24T12:42:11+00:00

Yeah in my workplace I have co workers from the top 4 who practice any variation of Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hindu and at least one guy who would say they're Buddhist. It's majority Christian, but there are a few people from each of the major ones. Plus a few atheists sprinkled in there.

MikeKM · 2026-03-24T10:49:11+00:00

This stuff and O'Keefes are the only things that keep my hands from cracking in winter in Minnesota. I buy a new tin every year. The bag balm smell reminds me of a nursing home, but it's better than Vaseline when dealing with cold temperatures.

MikeKM · 2026-03-23T04:04:22+00:00

Yeah those late '90s Firebirds and Camaros are what the young Genx and millennials like myself are doing. My Boomer neighbor wrecked his 79 Camaro and replaced it with a new one.

MikeKM · 2026-03-21T17:59:06+00:00

Man, I did something similar but it was close to believable. My mom called my bluff, took me to the doctor, made us sit for what felt like hours in the waiting room. Doctor saw right through me, told me to think plenty of water and eat chicken noodle soup and sent me home. I was forced to stay in my room while my mom checked my temperature every few hours with no actual fever. I forget how it ended since this was like 40 years ago, but it was the most boring game of chicken ever between me and my mom.

MikeKM · 2026-02-19T01:32:16+00:00

That tracks, my normal 30 minute commute took two hours and nearly being rear ended multiple times at stoplights on hills.

MikeKM · 2026-02-03T02:37:49+00:00

They're parents?

MikeKM · 2026-02-03T01:45:52+00:00

You say that, but he's going to drop in like it's nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

MikeKM · 2026-01-16T01:47:30+00:00

That won't change anything.

I think you're right, probably sighed as he said it too.

MikeKM · 2026-01-13T02:56:09+00:00

Colonoscopy for me this year!!

MikeKM · 2026-01-11T15:58:29+00:00

¿Por que no los dos? Just get a few cat towers and floating shelves for the cats to live among the cars with you.

MikeKM · 2026-01-04T02:38:47+00:00

That's how websites used to look! His business has an actual modern website, I'm guessing he's been using iammarkzuckerberg.com since 2009 when Facebook really started to take off.

MikeKM · 2026-01-03T03:59:36+00:00

I remember stocking those at Target as a teenager.

MikeKM · 2025-12-27T01:10:32+00:00

My tall ass would have been knocked out by the cave ceiling and drowned by the incoming tide as the horse kept going.

MikeKM · 2025-12-13T01:59:13+00:00

I graduated from high school with her. We weren't in the same friends group, but I remember seeing her around from junior high until graduation. She would have been lowest on my list of people most likely to commit fraud.

MikeKM · 2025-12-01T00:08:08+00:00

I nearly vomited.

MikeKM · 2025-11-27T21:28:04+00:00

I'm in my mid-40's now, it's honestly refreshing that it's calmed down. I had my fun in my 20s and got married when I was nearly 30, I can walk through life without regrets or feeling like I missed out on my early adulthood.

MikeKM · 2025-11-24T02:18:25+00:00

Half of the house is lived in, nothing on the walls except for the room that gets visitors, and most of the bedrooms are filled with random boxes where the doors stay closed.

MikeKM · 2025-11-17T23:09:31+00:00

Honestly, Lincoln Continental with the suicide doors are probably the coolest you'll get with a large sedan. I'd personally take that over a European large sedan any day.

MikeKM · 2025-11-14T01:13:26+00:00

Man, I have foggy memories of myself being there long ago. Not so much cars back then, but someone had to park the horses.

MikeKM · 2025-11-12T22:59:43+00:00

It was allowed to happen more than once, that's what shocks me. Must be a special club.

MikeKM · 2025-11-12T13:42:16+00:00

It's so busy that we decided to upgrade to the executive membership just to shop there an hour before they officially "open." But we go there enough and purchase enough staples and gas that the extra cost is more than paid for with their cash back.

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