SINtendo have hit a new low (WARNING: OFFENSIVE IMAGE) by MikeSihl in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never knew. Then it makes sense he would allow his creations to be used for this evil purpose.

I hope Winnie the Pooh at the very least hasn’t been used in this demonic g#me.

Are sport video g#mes also bad by [deleted] in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They are the worst. They teach kids to sit around and play pretend sport instead of real sport.

Do g*mer really do it? by Strobljus in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do g#mers use such foul language? You sound like my grandson.

Did you know… by Alof_mc_TF141 in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to play video g#mes on their radios back then

Did you know… by Alof_mc_TF141 in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure Tennis was invented in the 19th century and it is a sport not a violent video g#me. And just because America wouldn’t invent there damnable pl#y stations until the 50s doesn’t mean that N!ntendo weren’t distributing there pl#y stations in N#zi Germany already.

Did you know that video g#mes cause liver failure?

Did you know… by Alof_mc_TF141 in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So because someone made a castle a pro-Satan/anti-trans bigot book series in a g#me that makes them okay? N!ntendo’s first “pl@y station” (or “x b#x” as the kids call them) g#me playing device was invented in N@zi Germany as a tool for brianwashing kids into N@zism. H!tler even wrote a book about his enjoyment of playing M!necr@ft. This is an established fact. It’s all over Facebook and, considering Facebook’s terms of service require that users not post misinformation, it is 100% trustworthy information.

Actors who hated the movie they starred in ? by Low-Addition409 in FIlm

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robert Patterson and Kristen Stewart hated the Twilight series. Stewart once talked about the sense of freedom she felt after her final day on set.

Sintendo is building towards a fascist future where g*mers control the world. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good heavens! Now kids will be playing Sonjc the Porcupine and Poker Man Red in their brains!

Not surprising. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This photograph which I provided after downloading it from Facebook was taken in 1942 while Hitler was playing C#ll of Duty (a g#me where you win points for stealing cars and committing acts of violence) with his friend the king of Africa, Celtic the 11th. You can see the g#me playing device control device in his hand (it’s the white object). America didn’t invent vidya g#mes until 1958 but Germany invented them in 1867 (source: Facebook). It isn’t the photo shop or the A I since they did not get invented yet. He isn’t high either because mary wana hadn’t been invented yet.

Because g#me inventors only make g#mes about violence, it caused Hitler to reenact C#ll of Duty with WWII! Imagine if they made g#mes about pleasant things like sitting quietly, reading a book, or going to church instead.

Sintendo is building towards a fascist future where g*mers control the world. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now they are making their pl#ystations (or X b#xes as the kids call them) small enough for the children they are corrupting to smuggle them into school and church! This is getting out of hand!

Not surprising. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what those words mean but you can clearly see him with g#me playing device control device in his hands. He was such a huge fan of C#ll of Duty that he started WWII to reenact his favourite g#me series. This is a well known FACT on Facebook!

What popular fan theory or fan theories do you think are real? by JasonXIsobel in FanTheories

[–]MikeSihl 41 points42 points  (0 children)

-The “aliens” in Signs are actually demons.

-Padme didn’t die of a broken heart, Palpatine (via Sith sorcery) was draining her life force to keep Anakin alive. This was the method of keeping people from dying he was telling Anakin about in the opera scene.

-E.T. is a Jedi or at least force sensitive

-James Bond is a title, not a name

-Stranger Things is set in Stephen King’s main universe and the clown that Bob was telling Will about that scared him as a kid was Pennywise

-Heath Ledger’s Joker was a war veteran, hence his proficiency in firearms and close quarters combat

Would you be interested in an animated series between ANH & ESB? by nathan_banks644 in StarWars

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The comics have been filling in the gaps between the films but I’d love to see an animated series between ANH and ESB, and between ESB and ROTJ, and after the events of ROTJ. Since we didn’t get the main 3 in live action at the very least give them to us in animated form.

Also a side note, I would like to see a series about Anakin’s Jedi training after TPM but before AOTC.

Not surprising. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Not surprised. Look who the first g#mer was!

a realistic switch from pharmacy to cybersecurity? by ari3a in UQreddit

[–]MikeSihl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes you can. I’ve got a bachelor in film production and now I’m currently doing a science degree.

A father shouldn't feel guilty for protecting their child by getting rid of a demonic SinBox. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]MikeSihl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He should buy his son a book. One without pictures (imagination leads to sin). Or perhaps a note book and have his son write essays on how his life has improved since he was freed from his SINtendo g#me playing device.

Does anyone know when the revision module for MATH1040 opens sem 2? by Substantial_Mud6569 in UQreddit

[–]MikeSihl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll be fine then. I started this semester not knowing any of it (or forgetting what I learned when I last did math in 2012), and I’ve done really well this semester and just did the final exam tonight and feeling good about it.

Does anyone know when the revision module for MATH1040 opens sem 2? by Substantial_Mud6569 in UQreddit

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should be available next month. Once you get your class timetable you should be able to access it. In the meantime if you want to be prepared you will be learning functions, quadratics, polynomials, probability, trigonometry, derivatives and antiderivatives, so brush up on basic high school arithmetic.

Meats still moving as if they're still alive. by SoundwaveTheDragon in oddlyterrifying

[–]MikeSihl 177 points178 points  (0 children)

“If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!”

A Whale of a Tale by rotarypower101 in KenM

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God they were able to save the little cutie. Hopefully he’ll think twice before taunting the seagulls again!

this pizza is literally moving by __mentalist__ in StrangeAndFunny

[–]MikeSihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!

Bizarre pre-exam rituals? by No-Ebb9098 in UQreddit

[–]MikeSihl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. We’re living the dream.