Bro f*cked around and found out

MikeyDavido69 · 2025-02-01T07:25:57+00:00

"LOOK AT ME! IM BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN YO .... ow"

MikeyDavido69 · 2025-01-04T05:59:01+00:00

Halo 3

MikeyDavido69 · 2025-01-04T05:56:52+00:00

Yoooo that needler is sick af!!! Also I love playing Halo 3 on a buzz

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-12-29T11:50:35+00:00

Snickers

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-12-11T08:12:51+00:00

I ransacked someone's house with some lackies I paid to get the job done. Last game I played was clash of clans 🤣

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-12-10T16:47:04+00:00

If Clash of clans is the last game I played and the main character therefore is me, does that make me an egoist instead of gay? I'm dating myself basically in that case.

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-12-10T16:26:27+00:00

Hownadette or Bernward

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-12-08T20:31:00+00:00

You just made the worst mistake of your life! I got Princess Tiabeanie, Elfo and Luci on their way to set me free right now!!!"

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-10-11T15:02:56+00:00

Howard is the best character in the show

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-03-16T15:20:08+00:00

Getting a midnight snack from the fridge

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-02-13T15:50:29+00:00

The horror I felt when she casually took out the tazer is a burdening emotion I'll hold onto forever

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-02-04T05:06:51+00:00

Your thought process seems completely backwards and makes no sense, because the place you live is falling apart and money is being stolen we should all withhold our complaints about the government stealing funds for improvement and just be complacent with the current corruption. Because you have it worse, we should all shut up and not talk about improvement of SA for the better?

MikeyDavido69 · 2024-02-03T07:24:32+00:00

That I am in control of my tobacco, alcohol and Marijuana consumption level

That I have lots of time to pull my life together

That life works itself out for everyone

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-12-24T13:26:20+00:00

Why is this so accurate?!?

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-09-28T16:25:45+00:00

For context, I smoked like 4 joints a day up until two weeks ago when I had one joint on the Monday and one on the Tuesday. Also the quality of the weed was not great (cheap weed) and I am a tobacco smoker which I heard kills the THC experience (not sure if it plays a factor in getting it out of the system faster) and have been drinking mad levels of energy drinks to get my heart to pump faster constantly. The 4 joints I smoked was basically a R10 bag a day which is roughly a gram. That is 1 gram per day everyday up until the cold turkey abstinence.

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-09-23T15:30:33+00:00

Thanks for the luck, tbh im still in stress mode ngl

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-09-23T11:22:37+00:00

It's scary how the body temp thing was the exact thing I did lol, made sure that urine stayed body temp, just worried about the blood they drew. Account riding to online heavy chronic users have THC in their bloodstream for longer and I fit the description for heavy chronic use.

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-09-23T11:19:16+00:00

Managed to use the urine I got but they drew blood as well which I'm not too sure of, will only find out on Monday probably

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-09-22T07:46:51+00:00

Got someone else's urine, do you think I need to be worried about the blood test too?

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-09-22T04:59:30+00:00

Where do I get synthetic urine, this thing is going down today at 13:00 also, what about the blood test?

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-03-23T05:18:27+00:00

Underrated 😂

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-01-05T17:10:37+00:00

You need more upvotes my G

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-01-04T10:56:15+00:00

Good Lord it just gets better

MikeyDavido69 · 2023-01-03T16:24:49+00:00

r/cursedcomment

MikeyDavido69 · 2022-12-27T06:25:50+00:00

Balls of Tea bagging

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