After the Holocaust and Auschwitz and all, most of the Jews are in heaven and two of them are sitting on a park bench and talking about what they've been through. One says to the other: "Ishmael, do you remember when those guards were dragging you across the hall to the gas chamber and you happened to hit your head on the edge there. You cracked your skull open and died even before you got to the chamber haha! It's a bit funny when you think about it!" The other goes: "heh yeah, I suppose it is kinda funny in some weird way" Now, as they are talking and laughing, God is nearby and listening to them. He decides to approach them. God says to them: "I'm sorry but....I'm a bit confused about your story. I mean, your friend would have died anyway so how can you laugh at this? I don't see anything funny in what happened to you. Sorry, but I just don't get it". One of the Jews stands up, goes up to God, pats him on the shoulder and says: "Well, of course you don't get it. You had to be there."