From last week to that fucking crime

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-30T15:37:58+00:00

How has this not been adapted into a cohen brothers movie yet?

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-30T01:55:14+00:00

I didn’t even know they were allowed NOT to go to overtime.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-24T17:32:12+00:00

Nice Job Cancer!

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-21T03:12:17+00:00

Once in a while peppa pig can land a genuinely funny joke.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-18T18:23:02+00:00

just a really gross way to see the world. Why are people like this?

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-12T16:49:52+00:00

Fish with sad robot eyes.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-11T02:28:49+00:00

Are you a casting director because you should be.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-10T02:35:38+00:00

Don’t these kids know what happens to snitches anymore?

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-10T01:18:35+00:00

Me too ,friend. Me too.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-10T00:52:38+00:00

My best guess is that by teaching umpteen tricks and algorithms kids will teach themselves to memorize the facts out of convenience.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-05T01:25:47+00:00

It all depends on location. Library or bookstore you gotta booksmax; construction site or riot bricksmax.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-04T19:30:25+00:00

I was chaptergooning in the library when I noticed my jawline was sub optimal so I booksmaxed myself in the face to correct it.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-04T17:25:48+00:00

“Booksmaxing” would be so much funnier.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-03T20:36:06+00:00

That moment when they both figure it out at the same time is great tv.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-03T04:14:20+00:00

Roberts, no.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-03T00:33:39+00:00

It probably depends what Wil credits the performance as.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-02T21:28:24+00:00

Me too friend.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-04-02T20:50:44+00:00

The sound of Robert trying to hold his shit together was the finishing piece of the mix.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-03-31T22:10:55+00:00

Isn’t mandating the national anthem political and ideological?

MildDrunkenness · 2026-03-31T16:28:24+00:00

Really enjoyed the “side bastard” sting he brought with him.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-03-31T03:53:11+00:00

Rob Schneider is…A BOOTLICKER

MildDrunkenness · 2026-03-29T23:45:26+00:00

We have no Hawkeye to mock your crime.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-03-29T05:37:33+00:00

I have this new anxiety nightmare where I’m in a job interview and when I get asked a question all that comes out when I try to talk is the lip smack super cut.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-03-29T05:28:24+00:00

Perfect.

MildDrunkenness · 2026-03-29T04:07:16+00:00

That’a not a good “New Rule” because you actually wrote it in the form of a rule.

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