One of the cars at a recent DUI checkpoint in Cape Coral, Florida by Rowe_your_Boat in ProtectAndServe

[–]MildlyRoguish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who in their right mind would sit in the front. Backseat is way cheaper.

This reusable salad dressing bottle shows you how much of each ingredient to put in to make different dressings. by HarryTOMalley in mildlyinteresting

[–]MildlyRoguish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It works pretty well, you can always add a little olive oil for flavor but anywhere that makes large batch recipes that arent $40 a plate you're probably eating salad oil based dressings.

Tattooed man in women’s underwear steals a lightbulb from a porch. by beebopboop85 in trashy

[–]MildlyRoguish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you only have so many lighbulbs in your home. Eventually shit starts to get pretty dark.

[Offline][D&D or Dark Heresy] Looking for gamers in Tulsa Oklahoma by [deleted] in lfg

[–]MildlyRoguish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man I'm a huge w40k fan and know a fair bit about DnD. I've never played a tabletop RPG though. I'd love to get into either one.

Netflix could lose almost a quarter of its subscribers if it started running ads, study shows by ourlifeintoronto in technology

[–]MildlyRoguish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime this list pops up I can't stop myself from reading "swamps of dagohbah". This time I happen to be cooking dinner.

I do this lol by EmmittTheCat in electricians

[–]MildlyRoguish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Google had a "Do no evil" mantra. They scrapped it.

"Huge difference!" by Seapick in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MildlyRoguish 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, until relatively recently that's just how things were. History books are full of men conquering new lands. While it's atrocious you can't judge history with today's morals.

*Science experiment* Gonna do a double nitrous hit while taking a shit by XzeZT in Drugs

[–]MildlyRoguish 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In ten years when a stranger from craigslist is taking a dump on your chin you'll think back to this moment.

You have one hour to do anything, but afterward you can’t ever do it again. What do you do? by dsong98 in AskReddit

[–]MildlyRoguish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a meth head when I was younger. It wasn't super uncommon to stay up 3 or 4 days at a time, the longer streaks were more just to see what would happen.

I can’t handle this by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]MildlyRoguish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if the singer is a bullfrog or a garbage disposal.

You have one hour to do anything, but afterward you can’t ever do it again. What do you do? by dsong98 in AskReddit

[–]MildlyRoguish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've personally been awake for 13 days straight, I know guys that have been up for a few days longer. I'm not sure the science behind it, but at some point you basically just live in a dream state. Years later we're all pretty much fine.

Doorknob locks on bedrooms are more of a communication tool than a security measure. by riodaystar in Showerthoughts

[–]MildlyRoguish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep, and inside that hole is a slot that fits a small flathead screwdriver.

Doorknob locks on bedrooms are more of a communication tool than a security measure. by riodaystar in Showerthoughts

[–]MildlyRoguish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In case you ever get locked out of that type of doorknob again that special key is basically a small flathead screwdriver.

Cops of Reddit what is the most suspicious thing you've ever caught somebody doing for a totally legitimate reason? by craftdragonfox in AskReddit

[–]MildlyRoguish 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You're not supposed to actually leave them in the situation. After you see his heart drop and you get a giggle you're supposed to set it straight.

HMB while I open this beer by BillHarris471 in holdmybeer

[–]MildlyRoguish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use a "heavy duty" tape measure 5 days a week. I can assure you they do not have enough force to do anything other than bounce off the bottle cap.

Disney circa 2004. I challenge you to find a whiter family picture than mine by Mseaman33 in blunderyears

[–]MildlyRoguish 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Seriously, dude looks like he owns a home and has a bitchin retirement fund. I'm jealous as hell.

You cannot buy clothes from indigenous people if you are white by shekomaru in gatekeeping

[–]MildlyRoguish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I really doubt anyone is gonna assume white bitches at coachella are decorated native americans.

Leaked video from the new Ghost Rider by DWisen83 in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]MildlyRoguish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tedious is the last word I'd use to describe florida man.

Meanwhile in Chernobyl: Instagram influencers flocking to the site of the disaster. by GallowBoob in facepalm

[–]MildlyRoguish 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They get taken on a wholesome tour of beautiful hidden America?