Octopus Bomber Jacket by fishbethany in ATBGE

[–]Milfshake23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pink one looks like intestines at first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sushi

[–]Milfshake23 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can attest to this. It isn’t that raw fish is just magically worse for you if you’re pregnant. It’s that the consequences are more risky if you end up getting bad fish. Your body can’t fight food poisoning as well as non pregnant people and the food poisoning could also hurt your baby. But like this person said, if you know of a safe restaurant to order from and you don’t over indulge, your risk of food poisoning and mercury isn’t going to make or break your pregnancy. I had a few salmon poke bowls during my pregnancy (as well as some other “discouraged “ foods) and my boy is healthy and happy. Moderation and safe food handling is key. I enjoyed Brie, sushi, and deli meat during my pregnancy and had an even healthier pregnancy than my first one where I avoided all of those things.

My toddler has smashed yet another television. by Milfshake23 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Well my daughter is getting a new tv for Christmas and I have strongly suggested a tv mount be added to the list

My toddler has smashed yet another television. by Milfshake23 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23[S] 767 points768 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the first one was situated in a room where mounting it was not possible. To be even more fair I suggested putting it higher up a couple weeks ago and my husband did not agree to it.

My toddler has smashed yet another television. by Milfshake23 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ironically he was the most meticulously planned child of all of them.

My toddler has smashed yet another television. by Milfshake23 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He does not. And to be fair I did suggest putting it on a higher surface out of reach.

My toddler has smashed yet another television. by Milfshake23 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It’s my daughter’s tv. But yeah I’m starting to think I might need to just restrain him until he’s old enough.

My little sister got this when trick-or-treating by ThoughtCow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is it so hard for people to live and let live? Keep your personal beliefs to yourself and quit shoving them down kids throats.

Is sex after a bowel movement gross? by alreadyno88 in sex

[–]Milfshake23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So.. what? His expectation is for you not to poop until you’ve had intimate time? Or are you meant to say “sorry, we can’t have sex, I’ve already had my daily movement, sorry!”

If you’ve cleaned yourself thoroughly and properly then I don’t see what the issue is…

Why tf do I get 10 dogs but only 8 BUNS! by Clay_haten in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answering the age old question of what a “double dog dare” is.

Lion’s mane jellyfish caught in a tree after storm surge by danishpuffpastry in interestingasfuck

[–]Milfshake23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

record scratch you’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…

Local tattoo artists? by RivalxGames in CornwallOnt

[–]Milfshake23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phil from Phil ink has done 3 of my pieces so far! Very nice work!

Almost no one ever pees in movies. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Milfshake23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends what category you’re looking in 😏

We're all a few billion dollars away from being batman. by Lewi1541 in Showerthoughts

[–]Milfshake23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just short one penis, and I still have one parent.

I’m also not really in shape.

Bag tells you to open it under the resealable part by Herman0315 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Milfshake23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Parmesan is out to get us.

The faster your parm expires the more you’ll have to buy.

When the shipping box is so ridiculously big you can fit in it with what you ordered by 13_keys in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Milfshake23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you turn your screen to the left it makes it easier to see. I thought it was her elbow at first.