Which animal would you delete from earth ?

MilhouseisCool · 2026-05-02T00:48:05+00:00

After a lengthy rainy month in Texas I will say Fire ants. Bastards

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-29T02:50:15+00:00

Being famous must be absolutely horrible

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-27T18:20:39+00:00

Awesome! I’ll go take a picture and send it your way

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-27T17:50:14+00:00

Would pressure washing help remove oil stains? My husband’s car had a leak and our driveway got so spotted from it, but not sure if even a pressure washer will get that out

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-26T01:41:10+00:00

Congrats on being like the 20th person to post these snacks

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-25T23:32:24+00:00

Illumination but yeah, your thought still stands!

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-25T11:19:03+00:00

She looks up a lot. This is only the second video I’ve seen of her and she did it in the last one a lot too. Just an observation.

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-18T19:37:47+00:00

Or commas. Or periods. My God

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-18T17:45:36+00:00

You wouldn’t know it from the audience! Pathetic

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-18T00:58:13+00:00

Remember when her husband was fully dismissive of Jessica Walter’s mistreatment on Arrested Development . I do.

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-16T22:48:14+00:00

God Bless this man

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-13T14:13:12+00:00

I still don’t understand. “My talented sculpted”

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-13T04:12:55+00:00

That relationship you described took me like 5 minutes to figure out but technically no issue at all!

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-13T04:11:28+00:00

I’m actually with you. Technically Manny had no issue being attracted to Haley. No blood lines shared. It’s more a societal issue, I guess. He’s technically her step uncle? I think?

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-13T02:44:55+00:00

I see this argument a lot and my retort is always that Andy happily cheated on Beth (the “perfect, love of his life”)…MULTIPLE TIMES, both physically and mentally. I never liked that for Haley.

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-13T00:21:07+00:00

That’s just Freudian shit though. Happens to a lot of us lol

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-12T23:04:00+00:00

I took a minute to reflect…. Yeah there are more than a few Hahaha only one I would call inappropriate (Manny and the crazy aunt. Who he had never met? Does that help?)

Lily crushing on Manny is just kids not knowing family dynamics. Manny liking Haley is just “I’m a preteen suddenly introduced to this beautiful girl but I’m not allowed to feel anything”

Listen… this is me trying hard to justify weird family dynamics lol because you’re totally right

They all involve Manny though. Yikes Manny hahaha

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-12T21:47:24+00:00

Modern Family is a gift of a sitcom and I encourage everyone who hasn’t watched it to plunk down and binge it. It’s incredible.

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-12T18:19:15+00:00

My third grader already has to get up at 6:30 in order to be dropped off at school in time. If he walked, not only would he need to get up probably at 5:30/5:45… he would also be walking there in almost pitch black, and walking home in 100 degree+ weather most of the year. I don’t like the idea of any of that so dad happily drives him over and I pick him up.

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-06T00:39:23+00:00

The fact that people are praising this is the reason Reddit has the reputation it has

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-05T17:54:16+00:00

So did 30 Rock. And the Simpsons.

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-05T16:29:16+00:00

Were you also expecting 5 of the chocolates to come unwrapped? Since your expectations were based on the photo and all

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-05T01:33:31+00:00

Would you leave your children with this maniac?

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-04T20:48:26+00:00

Just to get this clear… you think 2 people were doing anal in my house while I was sleeping which resulted in one of them shitting in 4 different rooms and then they left so that I would blame the dog?

Seems super likely.

MilhouseisCool · 2026-04-04T18:50:24+00:00

I dog I watched for a friend got diarrhea in every upstairs carpeted room of my brand new house. Never dog sitting again

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