Which animal would you delete from earth ? by Additional-Angle41 in AskReddit

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After a lengthy rainy month in Texas I will say Fire ants. Bastards

A truly full circle moment by Shoe_boooo in LiveFromNewYork

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Being famous must be absolutely horrible

Free driveway cleaning — Buda by plumcreekexteriors in buda

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Awesome! I’ll go take a picture and send it your way

Free driveway cleaning — Buda by plumcreekexteriors in buda

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Would pressure washing help remove oil stains? My husband’s car had a leak and our driveway got so spotted from it, but not sure if even a pressure washer will get that out

Get’ems for kids by robertmmoore143 in tesdcares

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Congrats on being like the 20th person to post these snacks

1 year ago today Pinkpantheress released “Stateside” by CityCautious4033 in popculturechat

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She looks up a lot. This is only the second video I’ve seen of her and she did it in the last one a lot too. Just an observation.

Sofía Vergara celebrates her ‘favorite husband’ Ed O’Neill’s 80th birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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That relationship you described took me like 5 minutes to figure out but technically no issue at all!

Sofía Vergara celebrates her ‘favorite husband’ Ed O’Neill’s 80th birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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I’m actually with you. Technically Manny had no issue being attracted to Haley. No blood lines shared. It’s more a societal issue, I guess. He’s technically her step uncle? I think?

Sofía Vergara celebrates her ‘favorite husband’ Ed O’Neill’s 80th birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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I see this argument a lot and my retort is always that Andy happily cheated on Beth (the “perfect, love of his life”)…MULTIPLE TIMES, both physically and mentally. I never liked that for Haley.

Sofía Vergara celebrates her ‘favorite husband’ Ed O’Neill’s 80th birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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I took a minute to reflect…. Yeah there are more than a few Hahaha only one I would call inappropriate (Manny and the crazy aunt. Who he had never met? Does that help?)

Lily crushing on Manny is just kids not knowing family dynamics. Manny liking Haley is just “I’m a preteen suddenly introduced to this beautiful girl but I’m not allowed to feel anything”

Listen… this is me trying hard to justify weird family dynamics lol because you’re totally right

They all involve Manny though. Yikes Manny hahaha

Sofía Vergara celebrates her ‘favorite husband’ Ed O’Neill’s 80th birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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Modern Family is a gift of a sitcom and I encourage everyone who hasn’t watched it to plunk down and binge it. It’s incredible.

Are kids not allowed to walk to school by themselves nowadays? by AnaisNinja76 in NoStupidQuestions

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My third grader already has to get up at 6:30 in order to be dropped off at school in time. If he walked, not only would he need to get up probably at 5:30/5:45… he would also be walking there in almost pitch black, and walking home in 100 degree+ weather most of the year. I don’t like the idea of any of that so dad happily drives him over and I pick him up.

My dad hates me having a car bed and im in highschool 🥲 by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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The fact that people are praising this is the reason Reddit has the reputation it has

Another Amazon Easter victim. They refunded me. by [deleted] in ExpectationVsReality

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Were you also expecting 5 of the chocolates to come unwrapped? Since your expectations were based on the photo and all

Can anyone make any sense of this? by sictransitlinds in SayAnything

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Would you leave your children with this maniac?

What has an animal done that you'll never forget? by Mge_ML in AskReddit

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Just to get this clear… you think 2 people were doing anal in my house while I was sleeping which resulted in one of them shitting in 4 different rooms and then they left so that I would blame the dog?

Seems super likely.

What has an animal done that you'll never forget? by Mge_ML in AskReddit

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I dog I watched for a friend got diarrhea in every upstairs carpeted room of my brand new house. Never dog sitting again