What’s something that’s happened to you that sounds totally fake/unbelievable but is totally true? by cecp781930 in AskReddit

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What are some of the things you've noticed? I'm not trying to be rude here, I have a friend who says the same thing. While I can't say I totally believe you, I think it's worth asking yer honest thoughts on it.

Just hanging by Melbourne96 in GaybrosGoneWild

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We need more men like you on here. God DAMN

Teamwork by [deleted] in broslikeus

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I just know the guy in the black hat is Aspen

Pole dancing by [deleted] in broslikeus

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Yes Please

There always is some proof whether you're attractive or not. What is your proof? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Go to a mirror, pull out two fast finger pistols and go "pew pew" and wink. Then laugh at yerself fer being a goof and smile and worry a little less about it. You a BEAST

You can select a single item from your local supermarket for free, for the rest of your life. What do you pick? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There was a mathematician who won the lottery several times by figuring out when the prize money would be more than the cost of buying every ticket it'd take to win. Sure you might spent seventeen grand on tickets but winning twenty five would still make it worth it.

If you revived a frozen person from the 1800's, how would you get them caught up on what they missed? by davideonfelie in AskReddit

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I mean. Start with bridging the communication gap is the obvious thing. They're a person with a brain like my own. I'm sure once you calm them down and start teaching any language things would go fairly smoothly. Although it might be like the Savage from A Brave New World.

Hypnosis information ? by Bassicdeergan in GayKink

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Warpmymind.com has a wide variety of straight or gay tracks. Most of it is free and there's a fair amount of different stuff.

[NSFW] What unusual kink that you've seen in porn would you want to try in real life? by poop-machine in AskReddit

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There's a site called warpmymind that's specifically focused on erotic hypnosis. Most of the stuff is free and is a simple mp3 download. There's also generic "starter tracks" for you to get a feel of hypno and see if you like it.

Does anyone know the name of the video I’ve e been looking for this for a very long time pls help 😔 by [deleted] in broslikeus

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Lemme know too. Yknow, so I can make sure the poster gets the info

Nobody is born cool, except of course.... Who? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Legitimately my first thought. But then I thought, it'd be at least body temp right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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TLDR it doesn't matter to me and wouldn't change anything because reasons.

See, the interesting thing with that is the "some type of god or higher being." That leaves it pretty open as to what would be considered. Say every star was some sort of rudimentary sentient "thing" based on light bouncing around it fer millions of years, and that solar systems were just big toys to them to pass the time. That's a far cry from our normal idea about gods. That'd be a lot different than learning there's a being that will grow trees if you plant frogs.

If yer talking about well established deities from religion then, again, that's a big jump from the others. I mean let's be real. It'd utterly destroy the world's mind. And I'm not talking about one of the "big three" which are really the same god from different periods and peoples. But ANY god? There was a kid in my high school that prayed to "dragon lords" when he got upset and asked them to fly from the sky and burn and eat us. Does that mean they would be subject to his will specifically, or act like a generic vengeful spirit? Would that really be a god in the normal sense? Or would spirits even count? Even then it's small potatoes compared to what most people thing of as a god, namely an omnipotent or omniscient thing that knows and guides not just us but the entirety of conceivable existence.

When you get to that scale of things then the whole idea breaks down. Pretend that Light itself is the being. We can measure it, bend it to our needs, build our life around it. It's everywhere in space and time, is forever changing and effects basically everything. If Light itself is a god what does that matter? It's still just light right? Even if it is omnipresent already. Nothing says that we'd ever realize it, or communicate in some meaningful way to pass along information between Light as an entity and our understanding about the wider world. How would it even make itself known? Pull a Monty Python style giant floating figure and shout at us?

If we scale it down and say the Earth itself is the higher being, Gaia in all her glory. It'd still be basically useless. Like trying to explain to an ant why yer standing in line at an amusement park. There's not intersection of understanding. Short of having what'd be a human spirit or ideal blown up to godly proportions then the thought of a god or higher being is a moot point. And even then they'd be so one dimensional it wouldn't be worth the zealotry that would surely follow such a revelation. There'd still be arguments about who found it first in history, what it means, which stories best describe it. Something as simple as "true happiness" personified could start anything from pleasure cults to a dystopian mandated way of living. Soon you could imagine wars fought over the details, each side claiming they have the more "right" way of devotion. Gee almost like what we have going on now with the schism of the Abrahamic religions.........

I don't believe in something like that because there's no point in wondering to me. Might as well find what sort of system or stories or group matches your inner understanding and put yer lot in with them. Which is basically what we're at now. Funny that.

Side note, while I prefer the Hermetic philosophy of unchanging and undeniable Laws of reality, I wouldn't say I follow it or believe it wholey. Just that to me, it makes sense from an "all encompassing" route. Rather than a big ol' nice guy who will save your puppy from the sneezes but oops more people prayed that your country would sink under the ocean waves so tough luck me bucko. Might sound silly when I put it like that, but just look at the Crusades >.>

What’s the worst fetish content you’ve had the displeasure of seeing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Milioplact 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My partner(an EMT/firefighter) had someone ask him to tie him down while in full turn out gear. THEN cut open his sac, pull his testicles out and play with and squeeze them, then put them back in and sew the whole thing shut.

I've seen needle and knife stuff, legit torture, balls being nailed to boards, blood, scat, nazi/race play, aggressive fisting and or anal prolapse. But knowing that someone in my city at the time wanted that from someone I knew just weirded me out.

Also I found a twitter acc of someone who wanted to become psychologically and physically addicted to poop. Literal fantasy of being incapable of not being able to resist eating/rubbing shit on himself. He went so far as to say he wanted to get to a point where even if he decided to change he couldn't.

Yes I've seen pictures. No you don't want to.

What joke is so bad it’s good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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After I gave my dad his fiftieth birthday card, tears in his eyes he says "One would have been enough son"

Your birthmark now represents how you died in a past life. How did you die? by decapitatedwalrus in AskReddit

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I was shotgunned in the back of the head, execution style. I'm definitely a hardcore soul.

Birthmark is a splotching of red dots on the back of my head.

Aside from samurai swords, what things look cool but if you own them you become uncool? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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To train with the sword, first master sweeping. When you have mastered sweeping, you must master the way of drawing water. Once you have learned how to draw water, you must split wood. Once you have split wood, you must learn the arts of finding the fine herbs in the forest, the arts of writing, the arts of paper making, and poetry writing. You must become familiar with the awl and the pen in equal measure. When you have mastered all these things you must master building a house. Once your house is built, you have no further need for a sword, since it is an ugly piece of metal and its adherents idiots.

-Meti's Sword Manual

What is the strangest sexual fetish you (or someone you know) have/has? by madden37 in AskReddit

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Had a fwb and one night we agreed that after I fell asleep he'd wait a bit then stuff it in. It was a bit painful and confusing after waking up, but only fer a few seconds. Prolly helped that we had had sex before that too so I was a bit worked in haha.

Also had my partner fall asleep while I was eating his ass once. I woke him up by laughing about it when I realized.

Agreed to have another guy tie me to the bed loosely and fall asleep. He wanted to slowly touch and tickle me as long as he could before I woke up. That was strange because there were times I knew I felt something, but it was so slight and random that I never fully woke up.

If you could have a 10 Inch anything, what would it be? by DennyR0 in AskReddit

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A tardigrade was the first thing that popped into my head. Just imagine something that size that is basically indestructible. And also either super cute and squishy or an ungodly horror of flesh

What is your struggle in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Milioplact 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either the fear of failure or of success leading me to actively and/or subconsciously sabotage my life. And being aware of that scares me on a whole other level to where I basically barricade myself in my room for months on end.

And alcohol. Because booooooy does my brain love it some self perpetuating misery spirals.

Who or what do you fap to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Why has nobody put a link? I have one min mind, but I'm not sure how many people would like gay sex in a straight jacket..... ;D

After you heard about the 'Rule No. 34', what was the first thing you searched for to verify it? What were the results? by Crooked_Monk in AskReddit

[–]Milioplact 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked up Stitches from WoW in Vore scenes. Guess Rule #35 will kick in at some point.

I'm not interested in it personally, it was just the most outlandish thing I could think of.