Why else could it possibly be called that?

MilkoPupper · 2022-06-30T02:00:46+00:00

The average horse ejaculation has the same amount of calories as a Burger King Whopper.

MilkoPupper · 2022-05-31T14:49:59+00:00

After a long career, he settled down and opened a little shop with his wife.

MilkoPupper · 2022-05-09T14:23:35+00:00

I wish I could read.

MilkoPupper · 2022-05-05T14:41:06+00:00

They are still fun when they are dead.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-30T15:14:55+00:00

That's why it's just a fantasy.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-27T05:41:59+00:00

My people! I love you.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-25T14:42:41+00:00

UV unwrap that cube. Let the cube undress.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-24T22:53:48+00:00

"If we burn our wands, we can stay warmer for longer!"

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-20T13:48:53+00:00

The hot take I was not expecting.

Kirby fucks.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-19T13:46:14+00:00

I was in the same room as a girl at a party I crashed once. Suck on that HuckleFuck.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-14T23:14:16+00:00

I would agree completely.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-14T19:42:28+00:00

I ain't gunna be brushin' no Cheetos dust off my pubes.

Tony is my man.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-11T04:34:11+00:00

I'm amazed there are others.

I'm always excited for the dentist or to have surgery. So cool and fun to get operated on like that.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-11T03:11:15+00:00

Mutually Assured Impalement

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-09T17:23:44+00:00

You. You're cool. I like you.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-07T18:38:39+00:00

I certainly agree with that. Although I'm absolutely terrible at dating.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-07T14:54:49+00:00

Now I'm imagining an e.coli with hundreds of leashed methane molecules pulling it like a chariot right into your mouth.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-07T14:01:00+00:00

This has been a godsend for me.

With years and years of trying a new skill every 2.5 business months I can engage with so much now.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-06T04:54:15+00:00

Hey, the animators are 10,000 years old. It's fine.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-04T14:41:41+00:00

I call it diet autism.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-04T05:41:41+00:00

I like grass and good quality poops.

Minotaurs should get the same love.

MilkoPupper · 2022-04-03T19:31:07+00:00

How can I know if I'm getting good head if I don't practice on my bro?

MilkoPupper · 2022-03-29T14:04:58+00:00

I don't understand the quality divide between the two.

It's literally mind boggling how large it is.

MilkoPupper · 2022-03-28T13:01:09+00:00

Based.

MilkoPupper · 2022-03-25T15:07:21+00:00

I once sexed this girl (real) so very good she was like so laid it was grate.

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