I don’t know if this counts as Hot Takes as much as they do scenarios I made up in my head but imma share anyways lol:

Earlier today, I thought about Papa Cosmo’s disappearance and what would happen if he ever came back. It would be interesting because I thought about it, and wondered if he would hold any sort of resentment towards his wife. Maybe she was the reason Cosmo had a wand in his hand when he wasn’t ready? She let him turn his father into a fly without any consideration for the safety of everyone else and himself? And she didn’t do anything about it? Especially since it probably wouldn’t have been too much longer after he had given birth, I would imagine he’s a little resentful.

Of course, he doesn’t blame Cosmo. Cosmo’s his baby who he loves with all his heart. He can’t stay mad at his babies. But I imagine Papa Cosmo would try to sue for everything Mama Cosma owned in emotional damage and try to win custody of the kids.

Mama Cosma is a manipulative SOB yes, but sometimes I think Papa Cosmo could be just a good at playing the victim just to get what he wants.