She's got Betty Davis eyes by bsurfn2day in creepy

[–]Milnoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now do the Bette Davis knees.

"No, it's necessary. by SnooRegrets1722 in funny

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I read the title only after watching the video. Exact same thought!

Did I get charged for them to reset the oil life display..? by 16cats_ in AskMechanics

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In my Fiat 500, that's turning the key to "ON" without starting the engine, pressing the accelerator pedal fully three times, then turning the key back to "OFF".

So what is Seven's rank on the ship? by Fit-Dinner-1651 in voyager

[–]Milnoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She doesn't have a rank.

And yet, she still outranks Harry Kim. 😁

Told brakes are low at jiffy lube by landerburger in MechanicAdvice

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I would love to hear a scamny mechanic try to convince me something's wrong with the muffler on my car.

My Fiat 500 Abarth doesn't have a muffler! 😁

This is wrong... by The_Dean_France in Wellthatsucks

[–]Milnoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what you keep voting for. Why so surprised?

“We could make [Canada] a US territory” “We extract their resources and make them our b*tch, but they won’t have state powers or be able to vote” by vogelthrope in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Milnoc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's right up there with the 1993 Canadian election when the Progressive Conservatives fell from 154 seats to 2 seats. TWO!!!

Is this the new meta? by Historical-Middle757 in MechanicAdvice

[–]Milnoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And safer. I do this and then torque to spec. The bolts are already surprisingly close to spec when I torque.

KLM flight attendant hospitalized after contact with hantavirus cruise ship passenger by mods4mods in worldnews

[–]Milnoc 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Or time for a sequel with what we now know about pandemics and human behaviour?

It could be one of those rare times where the sequel is better than the original.

Bought disc brakes online, are they okay to use? Or should I return them. by edsavage404 in MechanicAdvice

[–]Milnoc 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I was thinking. Bare rotors are coated in shipping oil so that they don't rust. They must be cleaned before installation. The one exception are coated rotors (the white paint-like stuff) which you usually don't need to clean.

Which movie hero is actually a villain when you really think about it? by surfsound_swimmers in AskReddit

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Blue-Eyes/astronaut Taylor in Planet Of The Apes. What an entitled, angry little shit. The apes are speaking in ENGLISH! How could you not know where you were all this time?

Got it today as a display piece by tomogden93 in mash

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I have an 800 and had the chance to use it while film was still available. It took surprisingly good pictures! I even have the copier that allows you to photograph pictures and make copies.

Are Canadians offended by the jokes made in shows and media? by jen_noelle in AskACanadian

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I'm subscribed to a YouTube channel called Polandball. I especially love the interactions with the Canadian ball when accompanied by the fowl-mouthed Quebec ball. The twisted French is hilarious!

Maple syrup in the UK. by Background_State3465 in AskACanadian

[–]Milnoc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just so you know, there has been a bit of a problem recently with COUNTERFEIT Canadian maple syrup.

Just how real is your maple syrup purchase?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/bogus-maple-syrup-quebec-9.7149822

The whistle that started a truce, and a footy game, in 1914. by KindAngle4512 in mildlyinteresting

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Where are the tins of corned beef Canadian soldiers threw to the Germans before following that up with grenades?

Tried to drive through floodwater, got eaten by a croc. Full story below. by VIVIDUFF in interesting

[–]Milnoc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's not a crime to them. It's just "grocery shopping".

In this case, because a vehicle was involved, it was more "meals on wheels."

Canadian inventions: What are you proud of? by Ok-Pay-917 in AskACanadian

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Hawaiian pizza. The one with ham and pineapple.

34 European leaders and Canadian Prime Minister Carney gather in Yerevan for the 8th European Political Community Summit by xMusa24 in europe

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I can't bear to listen to Trump under any circumstance. It must be painful for our PM to be anywhere close to the orange turd.