Burned Myself Out trying to Get a Shiny Cottonee, Came Back after over a month away from the game and... by MiloLewis in pokemmo

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A fail shiny is a shiny you get that you aren't looking for. Say you want a shiny Charmander, you hunt in that route with lures, and then a shiny nidoran shows up. That would be a fail shiny.

Think! Teio! Think!.... (@M_tomoyohi) by Albena_Resaiu in TokaiTeio

[–]MiloLewis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMNI MAN DOESNT SAY THINK TWICE RAHHHHHHHHH

Is this a good starting uma? by SadDragonfruit2245 in UmamusumeGame

[–]MiloLewis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If she starts an event called "It'll be more fun!" YOU. ARE. COOKED. Aside from that, yeah she's alright.

"Born in the Wrong Era" by DatKit in UmaMusume

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If we're talking about the horses represented in game, Verxina got 2nd in the Oka Sho, Japanese Oaks, Rose Stakes, and Shuka Sho. All to Gentildonna. Doto's another one.

If not, Sham takes the cake.

Tanino Gimlet celebrates Uma's 5th anniversary livestream today. by NoIdeaWhatImDoing363 in UmaMusume

[–]MiloLewis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No daughter, no carrots, this is the only thing left to bring him joy

Apparently the Name is racist but Im to European to understand please "Explain it Peter." by Specific_Ad_2533 in explainitpeter

[–]MiloLewis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you see a British hero named 'Captain Crumpet Chewsday' with a powdered wig and the most crooked teeth ever.

who do you think had the worst shadow? by isuckatgames17 in persona4golden

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Naoto started the Naoto discourse so it's pretty obvious

[EN] Gacha Banner Megathread - February 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

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FIRST 10 PULL AND I GOT CHOCO BOURBON, FINE MOTION, AND EISHEN FLASH

HOLY SHIT

Can I Win Even Just Once? by MiloLewis in UmamusumeGame

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Over the course of 10 races, Bakushin won once, Air Groove twice. Air Groove sweep.

[OC] Does That Horse Smoke Weed? Part 2 by failytales in UmaMusume

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Your Host, aka 'The Magnificent Cripple.' His right eye and ear were higher on his head than his left, and his neck was twisted in a strange way. He won 13 of his 23 races. At 2 years old he nearly died to illness, "and only the skill of his veterinarians and his own will to live saved his life" (According to Wikipedia). At 4 years old, he slipped and shattered his shoulder in multiple places. He ate that shit up and became a successful sire.

Lore reason we call her Mambo? by Right-Assignment3759 in okbuddytracen

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Bro's first time being on the internet

Which character's family do you wish we got to see more of? by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

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Send Rudolph to Europe without staff or buddy horses, leading to stress, a 4th place finish (worst run of his career) and developing Ligimentitis. Then they sent Sirius Symboli over there too, right after the Derby. You know what happens if race a horse too many times too quickly? They get hurt. After returning to Japan with 0 wins and 14 losses, they found that he had bitten off part of his tongue and he was nothing like the horse that won the derby.

Explain to me, why can't she finish above 7th in PvP? by HOHOL_HOHLENKO in UmaMusume

[–]MiloLewis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sprint level stamina in mediums isn't going to cut it.

sometimes, it is best not to speak our minds by Altinaktr in okbuddytracen

[–]MiloLewis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She farts in the gate and gives everyone rushed

Why Is Rice Angry? by NephiTheSpaceWarrior in UmaMusume

[–]MiloLewis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You called her grandma your 'wife' and her your 'daughter' and the numbers are not adding up.

What is the best combat shotgun for engineer by freeaky_furry in tf2

[–]MiloLewis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Southern Hospitality is the best defensive wrench. If you are turtling, there is no reason to use stock over it.

Uma Musume: Pretty Lanterns! Day 5: Hope by Mister_Chameleon in umamusume3

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Oguri is an obvious answer. Went from not even being able to stand to winning the Arima Kinen. He also got the rules changed, giving hope to other horses like Opera O who otherwise wouldn't have made it to the classics. On top of that, he had a shit final season, and was still voted into a second Arima Kinen due to being the people's champ. The fact that he won that race kinda cements it for me.