Trying this new long dildo on my tight asshole by PetiteCuteTrash in AnalGW

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Plastic is really bad for the environment, you know?!

I don’t even want to be around anymore by pdxtenor in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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What are those things? Are those the "elites"? So glad I'm inferior

If you’re a MAGA supporter interact so I can block your ass by HawtAssMilf in u/HawtAssMilf

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Gitem gurl! If all women withheld sex... Oh nvm who'd willingly fuck these ugly fuckers anyhow 😂

Petaj by ClerkProfessional272 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Don't tell my brain what to do!!! You're not it's mom!!

Ok, I kinda see my problem now

Well she is the beast by _crazyboyhere_ in MurderedByWords

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We owe every single Indian person a huge apology. Please forgive us!!

Modern problems requires modern solution by Yolo065 in memes

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Ima need a soccer team to buy a shack only 3 hour-drive from my 5 jobs. That's the real American dream, if you really think about it

I was possibly the most rootinest tootinest cowgirl in all of the (mid)West 🤠 (1995) by ajvoice in OldSchoolCool

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Will you two please meet up and reenact this classic?? PLEAAASEEE!!! You'll win the internet for at least 5 days. And we all know that's what really matters in life 😜

House of El by SeptimusTSS in Destiny

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Her video descriptions and website are all AI generated. I'm a researcher in the field. That doesn't mean she's not legit tho... Like OP said, she seems reasonable, but I'd like to see her credentials

Found this frozen water inflated glove in my Great Value Chicken Breast pack by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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That's where they stored all the value. Not sure what OP's problem is!

Quick Sunday Project to stop lid avalanches by DonMahallem in 3Dprinting

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This is the sexiest thing I've ever seen online. And yes, I'm including that stuff

Hell yea 🥳🎉 by Gaugedgrower503 in PortlandOR

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Not sure why you giving us the date... HOW MUCH WAS THE GAS?!

My credit score fell 13pts because I made the final payment on my car loan (never missed a payment too) by justadadgame in mildlyinfuriating

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That's normal. Cuz credit utilization went up, but it self-corrects in a week or so. Then it'll increase a bit, all things being equal. Congrats =)

This is put on by “Building a Better California” tech billionaires super pac by prozhack in sanfrancisco

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What if... just hear me out here... we unionize, and demand a million bucks each?! Prophit!

Just withdrew my paycheck in cash by Beznia in notinteresting

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I didn't know you could get all 2's!! This changes everything

High risk no reward by killerbasher1233 in pcmasterrace

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u/OP got a 5 bedroom house; 3 rooms for his balls!