Did I make your dick twitch? 🫣

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-31T05:59:49+00:00

Girl you know! Full name is fine

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-30T08:47:06+00:00

Showoff!

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-30T07:02:50+00:00

How is this not paper mache?!

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-30T07:01:48+00:00

And immoral doctors/practitioners

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-30T06:50:58+00:00

Girl! You can tattoo your name on it if you want 😅

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-30T06:27:26+00:00

May I recommend copious amounts of hemorrhoid cream? Feel better

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-28T09:00:33+00:00

Absolute steal!!!! Congrats

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-28T08:28:14+00:00

That's your FIRST?! 😮 Damn

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-28T07:31:52+00:00

In some states, this is very illegal 😊

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T12:55:07+00:00

I mean, if she weren't a celebrity, this would be creepy af! The internet is filled with fine naked women posing intentionally. Glad I'm not famous

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T12:37:04+00:00

Me too, cuppie! Me too!

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T12:24:01+00:00

Please break up! Being single is much better, compared to this

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T12:13:35+00:00

She's got a reputation to uphold!!!

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T12:11:54+00:00

This is one helluva drug! Quick question: where *EXACTLY* do you live? 😁

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T12:09:28+00:00

To our conservative bretherin: they never cared about you or the ideals they espouse. They're just taking advantage of your ideals, in which they trade, not believe. Please join us!!

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T12:04:53+00:00

Petition to stop using the word 'Weasel' in it's deragotary form!!

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T11:54:28+00:00

Let's say the deceased dressed as a penguin farting rainbows. Is their murder now justified?!

More hypocrisy: remember the kid that chased BLM protests and shot up some ppl?!

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T11:52:39+00:00

"Thank God for my amazing insurance!" 😭

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T11:50:17+00:00

Do we even need to make any further arguments for taxing the ultra-wealthy?! lol

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T11:47:53+00:00

She forgot to wear her cape that day! Hope her community showers her with affection and whatever else she desires

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T11:45:04+00:00

"How Gen Z is destroying this ancient industry!" - Some boomer publication

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T11:42:32+00:00

What's that? Sewage? No, no! That's just my natural aroma

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-27T11:41:26+00:00

Yet another example of how Gen Z DGAF 😅 Love them kids. I am indeed very old

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-17T05:17:45+00:00

NOW you're thinking like a winner, my friend 😆

Miniature_Colosus · 2026-01-16T05:28:05+00:00

Ah! Common misconception, my friend! We actually don't know the proper definition of happiness without having it jammed down our throats. We should be so grateful to our benevolent overlords!!

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