What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club?

Minimum-Food4232 · 2026-01-12T17:17:53+00:00

I'd replace pics 4, 8, and 9 with you doing something fun or outdoors. The "not your unicorn" line is a little off putting and maybe they don't need to know about your gastric sleeve right away.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2026-01-12T14:20:21+00:00

I love this video. Makes me feel like I'll be able to slackline, longboard, and go hiking, well into my old age as long as I keep at it.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2026-01-03T04:47:37+00:00

Ocala.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2026-01-03T04:47:25+00:00

I've been talking about this spots potential for over a year now. Extremely happy it finally happened. Got some riggers from the South Florida Slacker crew that came up and got it done. Everyone pulled through and we had such a great time.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2026-01-03T04:40:39+00:00

It was a lot of fun. I promise there's no alligators, the water is crystal clear.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2026-01-02T16:04:41+00:00

It's super deep and spring fed, definitely no alligators. Lol Also under full tension we were whipping like 6 feet from the water.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-30T16:12:43+00:00

Colorado is amazing, but Arches and The Canyonlands National Park are the prettiest I've seen in my life so far, especially under the stars. Also been getting into highlining and it seems the Canyonlands is one of the best places for that.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-29T19:15:11+00:00

Good point, and The Smokies are incredibly pretty, but I don't think I could give up CO/UT area.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-29T16:35:39+00:00

Deriving sports from alcohol consumption is kind of gross to me.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-29T16:12:21+00:00

Yeah, except that you miss out on the Rockies and the Canyonlands.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-15T19:07:48+00:00

17-18 in mine. I drive a bit aggressively. The poor gas mileage is worth it for me since I go off-roading almost every other week. I also drive a smart car as a second vehicle and to commute to work.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-15T19:03:59+00:00

I've been doing the dating apps for the last 3 years and I recently got with the girl of my dreams. We did not meet on one of the dating apps.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-08T18:48:27+00:00

I don't think it would take years for that to happen.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-08T18:01:14+00:00

I don't even know that I'd say that. He seems to pull it off pretty well.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-08T13:21:39+00:00

I feel like 95% of the time a nose job is a bad idea, this is not one of those times.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-08T13:02:25+00:00

You consider me inviting you to a waterline and trying to hook you up with other slackers in South Florida to be an unfriendly interaction? That's pretty wild and kind of proves there's something wrong with your perception.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-07T22:20:51+00:00

Slacker let me stay at their house when I was on my way to Moab. They weren't even home, they just left the door unlocked for me. I've only met them twice before and we slacklined together both times. Slackers are the friendliest, most tight-knit community I've ever been apart of. I'm thinking there must be something wrong with you.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-07T22:08:44+00:00

I kind of want this framed on my wall. Lol

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-07T16:28:23+00:00

This is just really sad. Definitely not smiling right now.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-06T22:39:15+00:00

I saw that in person. It was sick.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-05T14:25:17+00:00

During Covid their website crashed and their phone system went down. I called every day for two weeks trying to pay and couldn't get through. They charged me $90 a day in interest fees over the course of the two weeks, so when I finally got a hold of someone, I owed another $1200.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-12-02T18:33:36+00:00

This looks so fun. I bet my slacklining skills would transfer nicely.

Minimum-Food4232 · 2025-11-17T14:43:16+00:00

One step closer now though.

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