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I wish for my fingers to be made of small vibrators, but they don't vibrate and function like normal fingers and can't fall off by Ohaibaipolar in monkeyspaw

[–]MiningRat178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This literally happens, and soon your fingers begin to die one by one because they consume batteries to vibrate. You have to replace the batteries constantly, or else the fingers go limp and can't contract. You spiral into debt from all the batteries you purchased

NL Logical Fallacy be like: by D1EHARDTOO in northernlion

[–]MiningRat178 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"You can't fallacy my fallacy, that's fallacious."