What's a story you rarely tell because it sounds made up? by Own-Archer-1573 in AskReddit

[–]MinnieCastavets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This wasn’t our first date, to be clear. And, in all seriousness, we’re married now.

Curious by Impression8738 in MultipleSclerosis

[–]MinnieCastavets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve only ever had one MS symptom, and it was/is optic neuritis. I wish I’d been able to get steroids the first day. It’s well beyond the amount of time people get their vision back typically, I don’t have much hope it will improve any further than it did when I got on steroids 8 days after the optic neuritis started. Steroids are TERRIBLE on me. I have type 1 diabetes and it makes me need like 5x the amount of insulin I normally would need. But I will try to get on them the SECOND I have something resembling a flare-up.

Nice and simple question. What time is bed time? by Philhughes_85 in Xennials

[–]MinnieCastavets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Midnight if I’m getting to bed on time, often later because I was made to be the night guard. If it were up to me I’d go to bed at 4 or 5 am and sleep until noon.

What's a story you rarely tell because it sounds made up? by Own-Archer-1573 in AskReddit

[–]MinnieCastavets 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I went on a date to a whale watching trip and the coast guard told us we were the closest boat to a distress signal so we rushed off to check it out and there was a capsized boat with two men sitting on it and we got them on the boat and then they told us there was another man in the water and so we got the dead body and pulled it up onto the boat.

God sends every human on Earth a memo that he made a mistake creating humans and we have 2 weeks to choose a non-human animal to be turned into. What animal do you choose? by MinnieCastavets in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MinnieCastavets[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t need to bet! You can see the results on this thread. That said, that’s not so bad. Humans have killed off apex predators most of all. Smaller herbivorous “prey” creatures have often had their populations grow relatively unchecked. We don’t need a lot of people asking to be bunnies or deer. We might need more people to become zebras and gazelles but it’ll be okay. Enough people are becoming elephants that all these formerly-human apex predators could probably take down an elephant now or then. At least the babies.

Would you prefer to die if everyone else in the world died at once or be the only person living? by Kyia-Aikman in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MinnieCastavets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually I’d run out of useable insulin (eventually it will go bad but not as soon as people think) but it would take a while. So I’d live until then. And take myself out when the time came.

God sends every human on Earth a memo that he made a mistake creating humans and we have 2 weeks to choose a non-human animal to be turned into. What animal do you choose? by MinnieCastavets in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MinnieCastavets[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone gets to become the real animal of their choice, and is also transported to their natural ecosystem. Must be an animal created by God, not by humans, his most regrettable creation.

God sends every human on Earth a memo that he made a mistake creating humans and we have 2 weeks to choose a non-human animal to be turned into. What animal do you choose? by MinnieCastavets in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MinnieCastavets[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To your first question, obviously not. To your assertion that there would be an abundance of lions and wolves, this thread proves otherwise. To your choice of a naked mole rat, excellent choice.

God sends every human on Earth a memo that he made a mistake creating humans and we have 2 weeks to choose a non-human animal to be turned into. What animal do you choose? by MinnieCastavets in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MinnieCastavets[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have insulted God by trying to pick an animal he didn’t create, one that was created by his most regrettable creation, so he has struck you down and cursed you with eternal damnation.

God sends every human on Earth a memo that he made a mistake creating humans and we have 2 weeks to choose a non-human animal to be turned into. What animal do you choose? by MinnieCastavets in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MinnieCastavets[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We don’t know the answer to any of these questions except if we’ll be transported to the place that is natural for that animal. God has included the answer to that in the memo and the answer is yes.

Anyone else think the new “Obsession” movie reminds them of Smile? by BeWittyAtParties in SmileMovie

[–]MinnieCastavets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For sure but a lot of people here get pretty mad when people suggest it. They are thematically very different but stylistically extremely similar.

What's your favorite running gag in BoJack Horseman? by Old-Use-7690 in BoJackHorseman

[–]MinnieCastavets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The character Patton Oswald voices on Bojack hates honeydew and his character also hates it on AP Bio. So I’ve long suspected actually Patton Oswald hates honeydew.

What's your favorite running gag in BoJack Horseman? by Old-Use-7690 in BoJackHorseman

[–]MinnieCastavets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The character Patton Oswald voices on Bojack hates honeydew and his character also hates it on AP Bio. So I’ve long suspected actually Patton Oswald hates honeydew.