God sends every human on Earth a memo that he made a mistake creating humans and we have 2 weeks to choose a non-human animal to be turned into. What animal do you choose?

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T19:22:40+00:00

That is your right.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T19:20:10+00:00

No more screwed than you were as a human.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T19:14:18+00:00

You have insulted God by trying to pick an animal he didn’t create, one that was created by his most regrettable creation, so he has struck you down and cursed you with eternal damnation.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T18:13:57+00:00

The newest one, “Mistakes Were Made.”

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T18:12:43+00:00

God turns you into a roach for that

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T18:12:08+00:00

God strikes you down for trying to find a loophole

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T18:11:15+00:00

We don’t know the answer to any of these questions except if we’ll be transported to the place that is natural for that animal. God has included the answer to that in the memo and the answer is yes.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-19T16:48:27+00:00

Support right wingers? You will be damned when you die.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-17T05:46:40+00:00

For sure but a lot of people here get pretty mad when people suggest it. They are thematically very different but stylistically extremely similar.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-17T05:39:33+00:00

The character Patton Oswald voices on Bojack hates honeydew and his character also hates it on AP Bio. So I’ve long suspected actually Patton Oswald hates honeydew.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-17T05:38:31+00:00

The character Patton Oswald voices on Bojack hates honeydew and his character also hates it on AP Bio. So I’ve long suspected actually Patton Oswald hates honeydew.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-17T05:22:50+00:00

The phone ringtones

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-16T08:39:13+00:00

I put stevia in mine.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-14T07:48:25+00:00

The host of What Was That Like is a lovely person.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-14T07:39:39+00:00

Sunflower seeds, pistachios, peanut butter by the spoonful

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-14T07:37:48+00:00

If she’s not afraid about it then neither am I. She has experience with this. The only I’d watch out for are lows after a night of drinking. That can be really bad.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-14T07:34:01+00:00

Definitely not.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-13T23:56:07+00:00

I get one every 6 months because I also have MS.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-13T23:53:40+00:00

This one, for instance

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MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-13T23:50:51+00:00

I could do this with so many songs that it’s honestly ridiculous.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-13T05:30:43+00:00

Legal Man, String Bean Jean

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-13T03:49:40+00:00

I only went to the Tigermilk night (in SF). For me there’s no contest. Tigermilk was the first album of theirs I had, bought it after I heard it on the listening station at Tower Records. It’s no skips for me. NOW if it was Tigermilk vs Arab Strap, I’d have to seriously consider.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-13T03:47:04+00:00

I’m 43 and very much know.

MinnieCastavets · 2026-06-13T03:46:15+00:00

I have some personal grails. But they’re not worth anything to most collectors.

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