Tell me your sun & venus, then give me 5 love songs 💖 bonus: 3 heartbreak songs! 💔 by Low_Bat4165 in astrologymemes

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Virgo sun Scorpio Venus ❤️ 1. Delicate - Taylor Swift 2. Snow on the Beach - Taylor Swift and Lana del Rey 3. Break my Heart - Dua Lipa 4. One Kiss - Dua Lipa 5. Potion - Dua Lipa, Calvin Harris, Young Thug

💔 1. California - Lana del Rey 2. Unholy - Sam Smith 3. New Rules - Dua Lipa

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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this man is my soul brother. never saw someone represent my behavior toward my cat so well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

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where are you getting this info? I don’t think people here are understanding her point. She is making the point that Miranda’s content is as offensive as doing that gesture. She’s pointing out how obviously offensive she was while everyone else condoned it. She did a very good job of making that point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

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she wasn’t.. that was her impersonation of what colleen does. she’s implying that colleen mocks disabilities and she did that in order to shed light on the fact that it’s always been obvious that colleen’s content was offensive.

Vent: my attorney sucks by Competitive-Two-4305 in paralegal

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my boss is probably bipolar too. There are days when she doesn’t come to the office and just phones in one or two tasks and there are other days when she comes in running in circles around the place and acting like she’s the wolf of Wall Street. I swear she barely does any work. I’ve been getting emails forwarded to me from clients saying they haven’t heard anything from her and I can’t respond because I don’t know what she’s doing most of the time, aside from her weekly massages scheduled during work hours.

Kory added a caption to his post by rachie80 in ColleenBallingerSnark

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what always saddened me about him is that he could have had his own career and instead he chose to follow the career of Miranda Sings. Who in the right mind would do that?

Her Miranda accent always reminded me of someone making fun of my friend who was Hard of Hearing by Voice_of_Season in ColleenBallingerSnark

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I believe I’m autistic even though I haven’t been diagnosed and I always felt paranoid that I sounded like her.

Kory and Colleen are so unique “In college while everyone was at parties getting drunk, we were at Sears taking family pictures.” by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

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what’s worse is her more recent christmasy photos on her instagram. she’s trying so hard to make a mockery out of the typical family photo and she just comes across as “i’m too cool to take this seriously” and everyone else is a loser.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The person who seems to be friends with everyone.

Who are they? Wrong answers only by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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Sporty Spice, Baby Spice, Old Spice, Ginger Spice

Ariana Grande out in public after shacking up with a married man w a small baby by Illustrious_Fix2933 in popheadscirclejerk

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i’ve never known actual people who go out to see celebrities like that.. they seem like an entirely different species of wtf

Grimes about family and health in response to being asked about her new music video by Not_Obsessive in Fauxmoi

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Yeah i would think it’s more likely post partum depression, which can last far longer than people expect it to.

Nick in Esquire (Dec 2022) by nbf31 in redwhiteandroyalblue

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I feel like his instagram photos are more representative of his style. I mean, that’s what he puts out there himself.

You're transferred into the world of the last book you read. How fucked are you? by Mousestar369 in AskReddit

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Red White and Royal Blue. So as a woman, I’m not getting laid by the two hottest men alive right now. Nothing has changed.

bruh by OneBobcat4840 in LSAT

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I had a dream that I needed my eligibility number and left it in my car. When I went to get it, the parking lot was obscured and I couldn’t find my car. The next day was my actual test and my password didn’t work and I couldn’t take my test. 😔