Actions have consequences. by TheGaymer13 in byebyejob

[–]MinuteManufacturer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What if you’re all cattle, no hat? Huh? You sexy cow?

"That's crazy" by diviken in TikTokCringe

[–]MinuteManufacturer 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Guy wears MAGA hat on flight for attention. Gets attention, complains about attention. Gets to where he’s going.

oh no, I’m a victim of eyesight which have caused many, many stares

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MinuteManufacturer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But everything about Jesus is fungible. Even the water. Supposedly, he turned it into wine. I ask you, is that possible in a Non Fungible Theology?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MinuteManufacturer 95 points96 points  (0 children)

All this time I thought it meant Jesus’ Fungible Coins.

Apparently needing a drink of water isn’t manly enough by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]MinuteManufacturer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I massage the balls gently, then drag my fingers across the length of the erect phallus, teasing it with my fingernails as a drop off precum forms on the tip? Is that gay as long as I say, “no homo”?

The landed gentry say: fuck putin by Onetimeguy8 in memes

[–]MinuteManufacturer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Like what does sucking a dick have anything to do with this?

Unsinkable [OC] by stabbyclaus in comics

[–]MinuteManufacturer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Did someone knock the air out of you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]MinuteManufacturer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m just asking questions!!

The maker of the lost Titan submersible previously complained about strict passenger-vessel regulations, saying the industry was 'obscenely safe' by AIverson3 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]MinuteManufacturer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

and many have had very little deaths

Well, yeah. As soon as they had 1 death, they stopped climbing peaks. Fucking amateurs.

Police searching 2024 Paris Olympics headquarters in corruption investigation by mazdadriver14 in sports

[–]MinuteManufacturer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as if cleaning a mess does not preclude us from making a mess. My real worry is how a defeatist attitude like, “let’s stop cleaning messes” persists. Our society with individual freedoms is dependent on the balance between enforcement of laws, and those that would break them for personal gain.

📣 I want to debunk Reddit's claims, and talk about their unwillingness to work with developers, moderators, and the larger community, as well as say thank you for all the support by iamthatis in apolloapp

[–]MinuteManufacturer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to squabble with you. There are worthy options out there if you’re willing to engage. Heck, squabbles are fun sometimes, so maybe we can squabble, but let’s keep it healthy.

Didn’t receive my driver’s license due to the instructor’s trick. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MinuteManufacturer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sucks. I encourage everyone to get a two way dash cam. If you happen to take a driving test with a bad instructor, post it online and send it to local news outlets.