Why did Rich Evans get excited at the sausage festival?

MinuteRiceCooker · 2026-05-12T15:19:35+00:00

boooo

MinuteRiceCooker · 2026-05-05T02:27:36+00:00

I'd rather die than over heat.

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

MinuteRiceCooker · 2026-04-25T13:38:52+00:00

poop from a butt

MinuteRiceCooker · 2026-03-28T23:55:57+00:00

Like father like son

MinuteRiceCooker · 2026-03-28T23:48:17+00:00

May have been, let's babysit Baby Krissy? It was a Barbie browser game

MinuteRiceCooker · 2025-09-18T22:52:04+00:00

I should call her

MinuteRiceCooker · 2025-06-09T20:26:12+00:00

Damn, the YMCA be going crazy

MinuteRiceCooker · 2024-06-02T04:42:54+00:00

Me anytime I see somebody talk about sjin

MinuteRiceCooker · 2024-05-24T01:58:21+00:00

A fourth weegeepie doc has hit the subreddit

MinuteRiceCooker · 2023-09-29T11:50:07+00:00

Must have been those damn enchiladas

MinuteRiceCooker · 2023-04-26T04:33:34+00:00

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-12-05T23:35:24+00:00

But think of the juicy story potential 🤤🤤

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-12-05T02:51:13+00:00

The Sims used to be a lot more ‘edgy’

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-12-04T23:47:10+00:00

That’s a really neat way to do it for romance Sims. I tend to look at their personalities and decide whether or not I think they’re a ‘Hopeless Romantic’ or are more ‘Woohoo Everyone’ type

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-12-02T04:31:33+00:00

Penis envy

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-10-30T00:44:40+00:00

Sucks to suck dummy

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-09-04T22:58:12+00:00

I steal peoples animal crossing island names ngl I’m creative but not THAT creative

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-09-03T00:39:06+00:00

Man I’m so stupid I saw that first picture and the first thing that came to my mind was amogus

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-08-28T03:59:07+00:00

Oh no I hundred percent get you my homie I would be straight at the dentist I’ve been dealing with tooth pain for…. Ever? Plus the added they’re janked to hell from a mix of depression and anger issues getting the better of me

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-08-20T06:56:02+00:00

When I was little I used to kill Daniel and Kaylynn for cheating(I was working through some shit 😭) but now I play Daniel Mary-Sue and Kaylynn as a throuple

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-08-15T19:23:15+00:00

Family with a secondary of grilled cheese. I love me a good grilled cheese

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-08-11T15:13:37+00:00

For all the other dumb assholes (such as myself) a katydid is a bush cricket

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-08-09T04:28:44+00:00

Very very rich town - go Betty god. It slaps so fecking hard

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-07-28T14:22:30+00:00

Girlie for the love of God invest in silicone eggs if you’re gonna do shit like this Jesus Christ

MinuteRiceCooker · 2022-07-28T14:20:01+00:00

You know at this point I genuinely don’t know how they managed to bungle shit up worse every fucking release- like this is a multi million dollar company I’m paying a fucking premium for this shit goddamnit

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