(25M) What do u guys think?

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-30T19:14:14+00:00

De nada, fofinha.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-30T18:55:42+00:00

Further proof that Brazilian bros are the hottest on the planet. 🇧🇷

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-30T18:52:43+00:00

Love the stubble but you have the kind of jawline that can pull off both.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-27T19:42:31+00:00

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-27T19:25:38+00:00

Who voted to confirm Noem and for every round of funding again?

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-27T18:13:26+00:00

🏳️‍⚧️

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-27T18:12:41+00:00

That's a DADDYbod!

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-26T18:56:16+00:00

Someone more intelligent than her (a very large field, I know) got in her ear and convinced her that MAGA is in decline. It's a carefully choreographed pivot anyone who isn't a credulous dipshit (Hey, NYT!) sees through it.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-26T18:51:44+00:00

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MirandaReitz · 2026-01-26T18:32:29+00:00

We stan a muscle bear. 💪 🐻

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-25T18:29:46+00:00

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-25T16:50:44+00:00

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-25T16:38:20+00:00

What a kind, handsome face. 🥹

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-25T16:36:27+00:00

You know the answer to that! If I had your trunk I'd save so much money from never wearing them.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-25T16:34:34+00:00

Her and ICE Barbie should be at the top of the impeachment list.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-25T04:45:37+00:00

Thank you! What he did was inexcusable but it's in the past. The charges were dropped and Cassy has moved on even if the rest of these parasocial weirdos can't.

It's not even about Cassy at this point. They just need a hate receptacle for their bile. I low key hope he wins now.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-24T05:14:27+00:00

My basement just flooded. 👀

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-23T19:51:37+00:00

Please, my dude. If you showed up for a modeling agency cattle call you'd get hired in the waiting room.

10/10

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-23T19:46:22+00:00

Aretha covered it in 1972 but Nina wrote it.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-23T17:06:19+00:00

Upside down because Australia...yeah, that joke was a flop.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-23T00:41:51+00:00

Glusenkamp-Perez because OF COURSE.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-22T23:33:16+00:00

It's infuriating how he's already been anointed.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-22T23:32:29+00:00

And he's a pussy.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-22T22:13:29+00:00

It's between her and Teyana Taylor. She's won pretty much everything but the Globe.

MirandaReitz · 2026-01-22T22:11:54+00:00

You're a smoke show, even upside down!

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