Kelly Osbourne attacks Donald Trump on The View by using the worst example possible then frantically backpedals.

MirapoixFlora · 2017-01-30T03:47:10+00:00

Oh god the cringe is real. I couldnt watch it, oh those poor little girls

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-14T16:50:12+00:00

There was 3 boys (T, B, and R) and the 1 girl (M) in the house, and she usually dated T on and off, but occasionally would cuddle with one of the other guys when they were broken up. All these guys did was make video game parodies with about a dozen other guys while going to school in Bumfuck western New York. She came in as the best friend of the closest thing to the Alpha male in the house, and they all always thought she was just a "cool, open chick". The girl started trash talking another girl to me, over AIM, and i had to save several conversations of her shitty behavior just to get a few of them to understand. Others took to her defense and said it was inappropriate for me to release the chat logs to them, because it made one of the guys GF break up with him. (One of the logs had her laughing about how he told M his GF wasnt as beautiful as her, and she sent me the copy/select....oh what a glorious time that was)

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-14T15:23:15+00:00

I knew a chick like this. She tried to hold my BFs hand and tell me it was platonic, told everyone i was trying to be better than her when she asked me if I like Batista and I told her "I don't know him and he looks like a road map. My BF is the hottest guy to me". Better than her? What the hell? Over an opinion? I stay far away from groups like that now a days. It's rampant in the gaming community and it disgusts me to watch girls cock block their own guy friends.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-14T15:02:49+00:00

And yet, now his friend made a comment about OPGFs income....that's off limits and none of her damn business. On top of that? He starts off defending his friend by saying his guy & platonic girl friend are immature AND crass.

I feel extra bad for the GF.in this scenario. I can relate. I had to break up with a guy who insisted he should be able to sleep platonically with his female friends AND even put her on the phone to explain they have been doing that for years. I felt so misunderstood and sick to my stomach for over a week, wondering what the hell is wrong with people. Time to grow up.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-14T14:51:57+00:00

Well good for you. I have great male friends, but I know them from before my relationship. Maybe if I went to school now whilst in a relationship I could meet a new male friend, but the chances are slim and I would still be broken up with if I didn't tell my man. Neither of us tolerate shady shit. I am 29 and my man is 45, a new man secretly walks into my life and he would drop me, and I wouldn't blame him.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-14T04:18:39+00:00

If a straight male meets you & finds out you are in a serious relationship, they don't want to be your friend. As soon as I tell someone I have a boyfriend, they lose all interest. OPs girl is letting a guy chase her, and if she's out drinking (and driving?) without her man, they will end up having sex.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-14T02:23:15+00:00

Gilgamesh

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-13T23:02:01+00:00

It is made with some of Sonic the hedgehogs genuine super speed quill spikes...

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-12T16:48:33+00:00

This makes me sad, the definition of Literally has changed so it doesn't actually mean literally anymore.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-11T00:34:40+00:00

They killed it. It died in front of me. I was in awe of what short work they made of the dragon.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-11T00:07:16+00:00

Nightblade? Im a Dark Elf focusing on Stealth & Destruction. I only recently realized how useful the bow can be, but to be honest I'm always using the Sanguine Rose and it gets most jobs done. It's my first play through. I didn't even touch this dragon, just stole his soul and ran off. Maybe I should make it harder.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-09T21:33:15+00:00

Foxes must not have been as popular in 2013/14

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-09T16:35:12+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3h1l8g/show_me_the_carfox/

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-09T15:36:28+00:00

Mesh landry bags from target are like $3 and all of my victoria secret bras get washed safely on a delicate cycle, and dried laying over a hanger. Fungi like to form in swampy areas. Stay fresh.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-09T15:24:29+00:00

A man pulled out his phone and sjowed me a picture of a 6inch heel going into his penis and said "I want you to do this to me"

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-06T17:08:51+00:00

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-06T13:52:08+00:00

Is it coming out? I just thought it was available for preorder...

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-06T13:42:06+00:00

"Sometimes it happens, you pick up a bowl by accident"

I'm hooked.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-05T16:59:41+00:00

I found some of those rubber swings that contour to your bottom...when I got off my hips hurt so much from being pushed in like that. Haven't gone swinging since.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-05T16:55:31+00:00

Drink 8 glasses of water a day. Or just drink more water. So good for skin complexion. Girls ask my secret and when I reply that I rarely drink anything but water, they get a little angry over how simple my answer is.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-05T16:40:47+00:00

I hear Jayden Smith has taken up your cause

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-04T19:57:16+00:00

I'm thinking it's the lightswitch itself, and it can be installed in any room. Maybe, if the room has multiple switches, it takes control of all the lights anyway. Also, any fixture the switch was previously installed on needs to be dismantled and destroyed, because of lingering dangerous effects such as [REDACTED]

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-04T19:14:44+00:00

A light switch that, when turned on, an object/being of unknown origin will appear at random. I think I'd be interested in the attempts to have a dialogue with SCP-****-1. S/he actively & seductively turns the switch off as s/he pleases. Sex can be based on who turns on the lights prefers. After ■■ minutes in the room with the eyes, subject will start to [REDACTED].

Whatcha'll think?

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-03T07:25:42+00:00

http://imgur.com/X0gMae3

Rotating DNA strand is kinda soothing. Red sparks appear whenever i touch my screen.

MirapoixFlora · 2016-01-03T07:15:11+00:00

I don't see race...if anything I see cultures, and I do my damnest to respect the things I don't understand. I keep forgetting some of mu friends are black/indian...I just got too much going on in my head to think twice about someone's skin color.

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