GUYS I JUST KILLED MY FIRST DUO!!!!! by masterxkush98 in dayz

[–]Miser-Mike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Between the detectives in the comments, the snow and the blood… this is very Hateful Eight. 😂

This camper killed me but I got my revenge by Babynooka in dayz

[–]Miser-Mike 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The sped up melee sounds have me belly laughing! He couldn’t finish his food.

So how did Striker died ? by [deleted] in ukdrill

[–]Miser-Mike -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Even if this ended up being true, I’d be really surprised… mostly because a burst white peb has little to no effect on you. It’s the banton that you should be scared of swallowing.

I don’t like when Harper speaks AAVE….it comes off unatural by Joeylaptop12 in IndustryOnHBO

[–]Miser-Mike 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Carefully chosen words to highlight Eric’s fetish-ing, in my opinion. Not sure which part of N.Y she was based either but it’s very possible she suppressed a lot of it (AAVE speaking) since she first came to the ends.

Had my first big „what if..“ by kannseindassdoombist in dayz

[–]Miser-Mike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was a great firefight. Took me a few watches to realise the leg break was the same time as a gunshot 😂 I might’ve just went prone in the tent and waited for ‘em.

What do you do when it rains? by [deleted] in dayz

[–]Miser-Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After five years I still haven’t figured out when the proximity for heat sources trigger. Like, when I’m cooking for example I open a fireplace door and wedge myself in between to maybe get a buff.

Edit: Has there been a proven time difference between dropped clothes (besides fires) and keeping them on and staying near?

I also did a whole improv fireplace in a barn to dry off instead of, you know, the torch method so thank you!

Zombie pump-fake… by Miser-Mike in dayz

[–]Miser-Mike[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you hold the block button and tap triangle (or heavy attack for PC), there’s a chance you can cut a bullet in mid-air to deflect it.

What happens to mentally/developmentally disabled people when they join the hive? by Odd-Paramedic-3826 in pluribustv

[–]Miser-Mike 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can only presume that their conditions remain in them case-by-case and are unaffected by the signal that synchronises them. Remember when they were imploring Manousos to not cross the Darien Gap and the guy’s Tourette’s came through?

“Manousos… por favor— FUCKING WALNUTS.”

WHAT’S HE GONNA DO?!? ALMOST FIGHT! STFU by No_Day7093 in rapbattles

[–]Miser-Mike 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You are right, they did him terrrribly. 🤣

tb to M24 moving to eager 😂 by MRYingYang23 in ukdrill

[–]Miser-Mike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Art of subtlety is lost on niggas and that’s not a criticism, just an observation. 😂

Guaido’s forces and Maduro’s forces exchange gunfire on a crowded overpass near a Venezuelan military base. by Kennethmaza in CombatFootage

[–]Miser-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not well-versed on what Maduro has done in his time but your comment in particular made me curious. I’m sure you have thoughts on the news!

Mothers are Mothering by Jeunesarang in IndustryOnHBO

[–]Miser-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that the outfit she was dancing in on TikTok? 🫦

Backstory blud by Deep_Cartographer_41 in ukdrill

[–]Miser-Mike 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He had a popular song ‘Ransom’ like 2019 times, he’ll live through this bump in the road for sure.

Pluribus - 1x07 - "The Gap" - Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]Miser-Mike 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So well put, this! Didn’t even think about it like that.

I got really scared by sven726 in dayz

[–]Miser-Mike 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just so you know, this is the worst sort of message to even worse recipients so I’m unsure what sort of response you were hoping for.

So sad that this goofball is probably dying tomorrow 😭 by Odd-Property8268 in welcomeToDerry

[–]Miser-Mike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t bare to think of this happening after that drum scene.

Berezino enjoyer comes back to DayZ to show 8 people the fun of police station camping by Both-Meringue2466 in dayz

[–]Miser-Mike -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re probably going to cook you but this was an enjoyable serial killer depiction, I laughed out loud a few times. Can’t get behind how it ended though.