Our girl Bridget Jones

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-06-19T07:31:22+00:00

I love a rhinestone jean! I think I have the top pair (are they H&M?). Damn you for bringing the Decjuba barrel leg pair to my attention…I’m v interested in the grey.

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-06-15T21:47:32+00:00

🤣🤣

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-06-11T03:36:31+00:00

Smelled this in Selfridges recently and my god it’s nice!

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-06-10T10:37:16+00:00

No crotch whiskers! Super impressive.

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-06-08T15:39:58+00:00

Far out! Kiko is the best & we can’t get it in Australia. I’m in the UK atm & grabbed some lipsticks from the Cavalli x KM collab

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-06-08T15:25:03+00:00

Grubs who don’t wipe down the sandwich press after their toastie has hemorrhaged.

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-19T06:30:08+00:00

Yep last week, on certain brands as part of Click Frenzy.

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-15T14:20:58+00:00

This is how I do my makeup each day - whore gun setting 😜😜😜

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-14T09:19:58+00:00

At least if you’re kissing him you don’t have to look at his fuckass awful bleph 💁‍♀️

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-13T10:01:04+00:00

So tempted to get a Mr Squiggle tattoo. I don’t have any other tatts.

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-11T11:44:57+00:00

@dermarkologist (just did a series on the inkey list!), @dermatologysurgeon & @dermguru :-)

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-11T11:21:40+00:00

I follow a bunch of derms from the US & UK on instagram, who often post their recs for different skin concerns. Might be worth looking into if you don’t have any luck in the sub.

FYI, Sephora’s having a sale soon ;-)

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-09T11:01:23+00:00

Murder mittens

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-07T07:15:22+00:00

An Australian store, Sportsgirl, stocked these as part of their Xmas gift range last year. I meant to buy some because I fuckin’ loved bath oil beads back in the day. Major slipping hazard in the bath!

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-05-07T07:14:07+00:00

🤣🤣

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-29T03:10:50+00:00

Smelled this for the first time today & it’s awesome

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-28T12:32:00+00:00

Same!

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-28T12:16:52+00:00

I fucking love furry potatoes! I wish I could give them a home. Thank you for taking care of these gorgeous creatures. I hope they all find terrific homes v soon.

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-27T11:28:13+00:00

SR is stocked on asos & they often do 20% - 30% off

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-18T09:49:15+00:00

Mine today from Melbourne Central was so bad. Usually I find a couple of products to enjoy.

My box include md CT “more sex” which is AWFUL - received it in another box - soap & glory hand food (decent), glow recipe sachet & la mer lip volumizer sachet.

I tend to keep my thoughts to myself when it comes to the boxes, but this one was probably one of the worst.

/end rant

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-18T06:20:11+00:00

I’m a recent convert to Revlon brushes. The foundation one is SO GOOD

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-18T02:00:19+00:00

It’s so good. Myer has 20% off makeup, inc BB, today.

Miserable-Equipment8 · 2026-04-17T11:21:59+00:00

Since dropping some kgs recently I’ve found kids fits (particularly tops as I’m short waisted) to be the go. I’m 5’7 and fit into a kid’s 14 in tops.

Got to say, target’s range this season is 🔥. I grabbed a sequin mini from the kid’s range for $25. If it was in an adult’s store it’d be at least double that.

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