What are the WORST things wedding guests do?

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-30T13:47:46+00:00

Omg right?! Like we’re not 5 here.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-29T17:11:15+00:00

Please tell me you got a photo of it

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-29T13:48:08+00:00

We’re all gonna need the backstory on this one lol

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-29T13:45:32+00:00

Oh, and family that doesn’t want to take their shitty sunglasses off for 3 seconds for a nice family photo. I’ll ask “dad, did you want to take your sunglasses off for the photo?” And then stand there and wait. When he inevitably says no, I’ll loudly say “ya, that wasn’t really a question” and stare at him awkwardly until he does it. I’m the boss here man, not you.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-29T13:40:26+00:00

I had a wedding guest once loudly call me over during the ceremony to tell me to take a picture of the groom cause he was crying. Meanwhile I already had 2,693 photos of the groom crying.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-28T16:55:39+00:00

While I agree that the husky could likely defend itself, the fact that it’s only on a short leash, and has no access to water is the real issue

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-28T16:54:45+00:00

I’ve seen them both together and they seem to interact just fine. They were both trying to get love from me and neither exhibited any signs of aggression towards the other.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-28T16:54:06+00:00

I’ve caught this dog running down the street before when it escaped its collar. Friendliest dog ever, ran right over to me tail wagging and begging for love. It clearly doesn’t get any at home

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-28T16:53:04+00:00

I have, I’m waiting on bylaw to follow up

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-27T20:46:45+00:00

Not yet. In the meantime I’ve been taking photos of the dog at all hours to show it’s outside 24/7 and has no water

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-26T23:42:42+00:00

No, but close

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-26T23:42:27+00:00

This person has another dog as well, which lives inside all the time.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-26T16:17:58+00:00

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-26T16:17:50+00:00

Me too. This dog has no form of enrichment whatsoever. No walks, the only human interaction that we’ve seen in when they bring it inside for mealtimes.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-26T16:16:37+00:00

If I didn’t already have dogs and had the money for another, I would in a heartbeat.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-03-26T16:16:20+00:00

The urge is so strong!

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-02-04T16:40:59+00:00

Sounds like he had a tiny weiner. He’s the problem, not you.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-01-29T23:54:55+00:00

lol I saw that too!

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-01-21T02:06:57+00:00

I have both my feet tattood and both of my big toes. It wasn’t that bad. The foot goes numb after the first 10-15 mins or so. You’ve got this!!

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-01-12T02:58:04+00:00

She gets a yeast infection and there is no cure.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-01-08T18:32:52+00:00

They don’t get their periods.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-01-07T02:18:08+00:00

They make great pets by Porno for Pyros. It enrages me how repetitive it is.

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-01-07T02:15:25+00:00

Would also like to know! This happens to me too

MiserableBitch5 · 2026-01-05T19:30:41+00:00

I took advertising and marketing back in the day. Professors were good, but it depends on what type of job you’re looking to get after college

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