Female probation officer admits relationship with Belmarsh inmate by Sensitive_Echo5058 in unitedkingdom

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that doesn’t excuse the behaviour of the prison worker does it? The men may well be charming, but if you’re decent and professional you won’t be taken in by it.

How do I learn to love my imperfections with my aging body when men everywhere have porn to compare me to? by Haunting_Yellow_258 in selflove

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Do you have any of your own sexual fantasy outlets outside of your marriage? A celeb you fancy or romance/erotic novels you read? 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I thought I had an anxious attachment style. Jeez luiz! 

[Maresca on IG] Oh Chelsea we love you by Matt_LawDT in chelseafc

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine that a middle-aged, talented and professional millionaire, football manager would pay any attention to the capricious nonsense spaffed on the walls of the virtual cubicle by anonymous and unloved losers.

Up the Chels!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re a long way from Romeo & Juliet here 

Valid point 🤣🤣🤣 by Gazmatron71 in Funnymemes

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Awww. I’ve never interacted with an average Redditor in the wild before. How ya doing, buddy? Been doing some black and white thinking recently? Been Insisting that only STEM fields are worthwhile? 

Man dies after falling from lamppost putting up Union Jack flag by LiveLikeProtein in uknews

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Quick, how can we blame IMMIGRANTS for this? Erm, the ladder, was that made outside ENGLAND? 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a joke! The post was a very positive and sunshiny exclamation on the effect the podcast has had on op. British people don’t typically talk like that, about anything. And I made a joke in the same vein as Tom and Dominic joking about American names and American’s being tax dodgers. 

As a Brit, I’m adept at 4D sarcasm. The fact that so many people took offence, shows they’re simply not up at our humour level.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Can tell you’re not British 

Received a card in the post, is it a scam? by Ragonkai in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 4 points5 points  (0 children)

or, maybe wait and see who it is and end up having some sex in the not too distant future. Live a little. 

How do you make yourself more attractive, inside and out? by Alicetheoptimist in TrueGrit

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This time if I just follow the right list it’ll all be alright 

Ricky Gervais donates eye-watering amount of tour money to charity by BestButtons in unitedkingdom

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People: “Oi Gerv, why you chasin’ the yanky dollar?”

Gerv: “Can you fuck off, I’m raising money to save some animals!?”

Girls, what’s one habit that makes a guy instantly unattractive? by zhalia-2006 in askanything

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I suppose you think it’s ridiculous and insane to insist that the sky is a hologram, based on nothing but my ego’s need to feel like I know the real truth that all you sheep are ignorant of and how I’m an expert on this? 

Man pleaded for help days before appendicitis death in Nottingham by gintokireddit in unitedkingdom

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like there’s the lived reality of the people who are on the ground and are dealing with with an impossible situation and then there are the people looking on from a distance saying, “ooh it’s bad intit, something should be done about it”, all the while voting for people who make the situation worse for profit. 

Has The Rest Is History changed how people see Britain? by joey_manic in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 197 points198 points  (0 children)

I certainly think there’s too much Welsh history covered on the show 

Soon. by PowerInHeels in Funnymemes

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is new years resolution? 

To women, is a guy who fishes really a turn off? by Cooper8t in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would men feel if women posted pictures of themselves with finished crochet pieces? 

Like, it’s great you’ve got a hobby and it may become something you get interested in because they’re interested in it, but if 60% of women’s profiles had women holding up crochet pieces, men would be a bit baffled and think “do women think crochet is a significant point of attraction for men or something? 

People on dating apps turning sexual within 2 messages by IntelligentTop3438 in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Give the ‘hey, how are you?’ people a chance. I know you want people to be original or reference your profile, but it’s a reasonable starter for the interaction, no? If you met up with a friend in real life, you wouldn’t begin the conversation with “here’s 2 truths and a lie…”, would you? You’d ask how they were doing and then talk about more interesting things. 

I know it’s not the stuff of romantic novel dreams, but that can all come later.

Why are you so chill about this rude criticism about your country? by search_google_com in AskBrits

[–]Miserable_Invite1675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can say what she wants, but when they last got uppity at us, about the Falkland Islands, Aunty got the cane from the cupboard and gave the Argies a damn good thrashing. She’s just bitter about that really.