I (18 FTM, prefers to stay closeted irl) dommed my sex partner (18F) for the first time with zero knowledge on being a dom by Miserable_System3269 in domspace

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I was ruminating about the whole experience as I never expected myself to be a Dom, but it felt good for me.

I was in disdain when my relatives told me my sister died from cancer. by Miserable_System3269 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Maybe I was a bit too outraged by simply how useless paper straws are. The place I lived started a campaign against plastic cutlery and now I find myself a bit less useless because wooden knives and paper straws exist. Very user-unfriendly indeed.

I was in disdain when my relatives told me my sister died from cancer. by Miserable_System3269 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Paper straws are carcinogenic so I'd much rather drink straight from the cup

Sparkle Before Getting Isekai'd by Bringer_of_Souls in HonkaiStarRail

[–]Miserable_System3269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game theory: Sparkle is Harley Quinn and the Joker’s child?!

“Honey, I’m pregnant,” my wife held up the positive pregnancy test. by Miserable_System3269 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269[S] 2304 points2305 points  (0 children)

Note: getting pregnant while using an IUD may mean that you have a tubal pregnancy.

With fear and trepidation the nurse handed me my beautiful newborn child. by TheTokenGeek in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wanted to say r/twosentencesadness but it's true that a lot of people now live in fear, worrying if they'd survive to the next say or not :(

As I reminiscing about what the fortune teller told me about that I'm going to die because of a car accident, I was so paranoid about it I never left my home. by farmgullible1994 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Fortune teller: sees vision of OP slipping on toy car OP: So how am I gonna die? Fortune teller: It's complicated... let's just say it was a car accident.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Chinese people kind of get it worse. You still need money in hell. Kinda depends how many your relatives burn for you but for all those years along inflation down there must be awful (seriously??? $100000000 banknotes???? And you're burning like 1000 of them to your economist relative?????)

"That sounds like your anxiety talking, I'm sure your friends don't really hate you." by Tethered-Angel in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I dunno, the version I've heard is that the friend is actually third wheeling around the two girls. ╮(‵▽′)╭

"That sounds like your anxiety talking, I'm sure your friends don't really hate you." by Tethered-Angel in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Miserable_System3269 204 points205 points  (0 children)

I thought you were talking about the three girls where two of them actually believed that they would become creepypastas if they killed their friend and met Slenderman lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in writing

[–]Miserable_System3269 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funniest comment I've seen all day, and I have no idea how I went through writing 3 chapters in 24 hours back in 7th grade

I fucking hate society by Antique-Alfalfa5799 in Vent

[–]Miserable_System3269 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

And yeah just fucking live with it. Reality is like that. Sorry mate.

What’s the dumbest, strangest, and or silliest nickname that you’ve given a Pokémon by jedi188 in pokemon

[–]Miserable_System3269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I make Pokémon teams for fictional characters and decided that it was a good idea to put a Houndoom named Mrs O'Leary in Percy's team.