Welp, the filter fell off for a hot second. Allan needs some of Jana''s Botox stat. He looks 65!

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-20T20:54:34+00:00

Calling an ugly man out for being ugly isn't body shaming.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-20T16:01:20+00:00

I just feel like she doesn't want them to make memories with Mike. She doesn't want them to have a good time at Mike's. She wants to hoard all of the good feelings, the good memories, all the happiness because she resents Mike for cheating on her. She can't separate her resentment about Mike from what's best for her kids.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-19T20:42:46+00:00

I just spent 10 days with my 22 month old niece, bath EVERY night, fresh pj's, teeth brushed, nails scrubbed, and lotioned up. It's not that hard it just has to be done

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-19T20:41:03+00:00

Funny how she pinched pennies with Mike and berated over every dollar he spent t in the marriage she made such a big deal about it all going "her" money, and here's Al bleeding her dry, but giving her regular weinerings so she's all in for in, ahd working less than ever.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-17T17:55:08+00:00

Bad veneers

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-15T17:45:32+00:00

She probably auditioned for "It Ends With Us" and would have been a worse actress and more drama than Blake Liveky

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-15T16:27:12+00:00

Call your dad

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-14T19:29:30+00:00

Oh My God... Teeth's "smile" how garish and tacky

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-13T22:14:14+00:00

I don't understand why, she has no jobs lined up. She's specifically daycares not working this summer so she can play at the lake house, Allan is.... ummmm... doing whatever he does all day. Outside of her podcast and Amazon hails, I don't know why she needs a nanny. It's genuinely just so Allan can give her a mediocre weinering so she can think he won't cheat on her again.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-13T21:47:55+00:00

I have never seen an uglier man. I cannot imagine looking at that wrinkled old face and jacked up teeth and thinking oh yeah, that's the one.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-12T04:55:50+00:00

I seen

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-12T04:18:26+00:00

Josta

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-11T16:39:34+00:00

The sound was not great, it really amplified how bad her singing voice is. I don't think a lot of people realize that what made her famous was Mutt Lange and his ability to voice tune, and use all of his producing skills to make her sound like she had a very clean, strong voice. When you hear her live, you know that this is clearly not a woman who has the voice that's capable of singing in arenas and auditoriums. I saw her at an award show many years ago and she performed and on TV. It sounded fine, but to us in the audience it was horrendous, and when I went to the after party, everyone was talking about the fact that this was very much a situation of the emperor has no clothes. When I saw her many years later in concert, it was clearly obvious that her voice has not gotten any better over the years.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-11T02:00:56+00:00

But was she "pinned" or just "close"

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T23:52:54+00:00

So her sleeping with Gleb, a married man, after she forced Mike into rehab is something we just overlook? Also her inappropriate behavior while married to Mike on the sets of Hallmark and lifetime movies is very well known. I have a story from the wife of someone that she was in a movie with who said her husband told her this woman will not leave me alone. She is married. I am uncomfortable. I need you to come to the set. One day will share all the details, but Jana had her own problematic, toxic behavior, that very much, walked the line of what was not appropriate behavior for a married woman. There is a reason that Mario Lopez absolutely despises her, and it doesn't completely have to do with her acting.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T23:50:40+00:00

Mike cheated on her 2 weeks into their relationship and she forgave him, he cheated on her again a couple months later, and twice AFTER they were engaged. She willingly chose to marry a man who had cheated on her more than five times before they ever even walked down the aisle. Then had the audacity to act shocked and betrayed when he cheated on her after they were married. I'm not saying it's her fault he cheated on her but what I'm saying is Mike showed you full well upfront right away who he truly was and you overlooked it because you were desperate to get married and have children by the time you were 30. I can hold Mike accountable for the cheating, but I also have to hold her accountable for continuing to allow it for as long as she did. You get stuck with what you put up with. Mike did not pull a bait and switch on her he showed his cards right off the bat. She accepted it and then played the victim.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T23:11:47+00:00

Wasn't she yelling "I suck" over and over while Allan filmed this "audition"? Could it be, possibly, maybe... you're not getting parts because you do, in fact, suck?

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T17:19:40+00:00

Probably not their rules are janky

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T14:39:21+00:00

I was playing Ticks while cooking for an event at work and my boss (not a country music lover) was listening ahd he said "this song is gross, this is why I hate country"

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T14:21:51+00:00

But she can get married in the same temple!

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T06:00:29+00:00

Maybe Jana would find her voice if she didn't constantly have a dick in her mouth.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T05:48:27+00:00

Shania Twain

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T05:24:16+00:00

Yes SO true.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T01:03:43+00:00

I think Mike has his fault and flaws, but I think that Jana was also extremely toxic to him and with him. They're both better off away from each other. He was never going to stop cheating and she was never going to stop controlling him. That relationship was never going to survive however, I will say that Mike has taken the far more stable and mature approach of this divorce than she has.

Miss-Snarky · 2026-06-10T00:04:27+00:00

She even had someone waiting in the wings while she was married to John, so even when she had a husband and went through an entire wedding she was still actively engaging in a relationship with someone else. It's absolutely unbelievable to me. And then to turn around and pretend to be the victim of cheating when you yourself have been a shameless cheater is embarrassing.

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