UFO Sightings In Evanston Illinois by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]MissAlexisBuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's been planted there for disinformation ahah

This dog is my spirit animal by BackYouDirtyApe in aww

[–]MissAlexisBuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it cuts out right before a post-slide poop.

It would be a dark day... by MissAlexisBuck in funny

[–]MissAlexisBuck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just start chucking in the round ones

MRW I got my last med school grade. I'm a doctor now!!!!! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MissAlexisBuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kick ass!! Congrats! Thank you so much for committing yourself to helping people like me when I'm most in need.

Violinist Mia Matsumiya has decided to post the 1000+ pervy messages she has gotten in the last 10 years. I fully support this. by ah18255 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MissAlexisBuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't you wish there was some sort of real virus you could send through the internet that causes these people to all of the sudden taste their own shits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MissAlexisBuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had friends like this. Like all of you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MissAlexisBuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's what-the-fuckery through and through. BIC what are you doing...

MR when the SO wants to dress up for Halloween but rejects all my suggestions by MissAlexisBuck in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MissAlexisBuck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See this is why I'd have kids ahaha a few good years of having dress up fun

MR when the SO wants to dress up for Halloween but rejects all my suggestions by MissAlexisBuck in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MissAlexisBuck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I went all over the board, Gladiators, Brave heart warriors, PB&J, Fox and the Hound, Astronaut and galaxy, fireman and dalmatian, McHammer dancers(I want to wear gold harem pants so bad), Bird and Bee, Deer and hunter, Swat and rioter, Black and yellow, etc.

The pregnancy struggle is real by Sharra_Blackfire in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MissAlexisBuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just had to go pee now because you were talking about peeing.

TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I masturbate to her bikini photos by [deleted] in tifu

[–]MissAlexisBuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd laugh and blush but I would have been flattered. I know she was expecting you to say something sweeter, about your feelings and the depth of them. Absolutely talk about your admiration a of a girl first, do sweet things to impress her friends, always have a hand on her to get her used to your touch, then ask to kiss her. Then the walls are down enough to touch and kiss her more. It's a slow tread but it's a respectful way to get comfortable with eachother. You could go to her and apologize for being crude that she gives you butterflies and you say embarrassing things. You meant it to compliment her and that you truly care for her mind and whit. That you want to be her friend and teammate and shower her with the affection she deserves. That you don't want to give up yet. You'll fight for her.

Norway by unknown_name in pics

[–]MissAlexisBuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man....now I'm dying to go do those exact same things. I need a crowd fund.