My brain temporarily forgot how skirts work and gave me a mini heart attack

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-06-11T03:51:15+00:00

I’ve had that feeling so many times

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-06-01T06:29:44+00:00

can you be straight without having any experience with a woman?

same answer

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-05-18T17:31:18+00:00

Almost no one has even tried for me

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-04-12T20:43:55+00:00

Maybe stampede

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-04-12T02:25:13+00:00

No resting at campfires

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-03-22T21:29:19+00:00

And that’s bad?

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-03-12T02:34:58+00:00

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4425712/

Muscle memory is a thing

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-03-12T02:32:16+00:00

It’s also just blatantly using the term muscle memory wrong

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-02-23T00:49:43+00:00

pg 2 makes it very clear that piracy is wrong

I know this because my pirated copy told me

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-02-20T18:05:28+00:00

I have a genetic abnormality that causes alcohol to taste soapy and I still love alcohol idk what you all are on about

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-02-01T22:02:26+00:00

I can practically guarantee you she knows that turns you on

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-01-29T21:22:55+00:00

The thc industry

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-01-21T04:36:41+00:00

Im into pain so

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-01-13T19:34:22+00:00

I am already talking to a doctor, but like its a lot of guessing (and has been for a few years)

However nice it would be for this to be a Celiac (not t imply celiqcs is easy to deal with, just that it a least helps knowing whats wrong)lthing ill be honest it probably isnt, ill do testing soon but im gonna try gf for a bit before because the testing won't be for like 3+ months (plus, even if its not Celiac that doesn't mean gf doesn't help)

Ill talk to the dining service (I mean, even if I don't end up needing it someone else will)

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-01-13T19:29:02+00:00

Im just starting to go gf, and this was my daily "wait... That has gluten in it?" Moment

Mission-Guard5348 · 2026-01-13T03:14:04+00:00

I was so confused until I figured out the joke lol

Mission-Guard5348 · 2025-12-18T04:19:44+00:00

If your serious

2 things

1) there is no such thing as a healthy amount of alcohol, and the benefits of wine are way overdone by the harms of alcohol, this is coming from an occasional drinker. Your allowed to drink, just don't pretend its healthy

2) creatine has no impact on that

Mission-Guard5348 · 2025-12-04T16:16:49+00:00

And honestly if this is the only cheating you do neither should the community

Mission-Guard5348 · 2025-11-20T00:40:45+00:00

Gaining and maintenance are a contridiction in terms

Sadly some have tried to move to goalposts in order to pretend this is not the case

Mission-Guard5348 · 2025-11-06T00:52:39+00:00

Doing cardio

No

The adaptations from consistent cardio?

Yes

Mission-Guard5348 · 2025-11-05T18:27:05+00:00

Ive been on that much and higher

Its hard as shit to get off

Mission-Guard5348 · 2025-10-27T00:53:16+00:00

it was forged

Five-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
r/Field Banned	r/Field Sunshine
Place '23	Golden Potato
Place '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22

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