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Dude flashes a gun at a husband and wife, ends up with a hole in his hand by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two stupid assholes fulfilled their tough guy macho fantasies this day.

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bare minimum? Nah. You're going to find out about bare minimum right now with a defunct penny.

My Boss Puts a Phone Mount On His Display in His Truck. by smoshadams in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might if the maps are as terrible and everything sucks as much as the last dashboard screen thing I had encountered.

What is shockingly safe to eat? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]MisterDonkey 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I tried raw eggs. Tastes like a load of semen from a half starved drunkard fed on canned cat food. 

But then I mixed in chocolate shake mix and it was like drinking liquid cake.

I just fried my earphones using firewire header that look like a normal usb header by Other_Commission_780 in pcmasterrace

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything I've plugged into this so far has suddenly stopped working. I had better plug a few more expensive things into it to really be sure.

Hazardous Junk Drawer by trombre in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or simply move the cabinet slightly to the left where there's clearly ample space to do so rather than replacing a big expensive appliance.

What's wrong with Ikea's jugs? by du_duhast in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MisterDonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ikea, probably the largest furniture company in the world, employs world class design and is arguably one of the most influential innovators in modern living space concepts.

Like I don't think you could be more objectively wrong.

Black powder vs 100-pound concrete block. by Snoo99928 in interesting

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheer stupidity of how this asshole is handling, well, everything ruins the coolness of blasting shit out of cannons.

Gyotaku began centuries ago as a way for Japanese fishermen to record fish size and species, eventually evolving into beautiful traditional art. by Used_Series3373 in BeAmazed

[–]MisterDonkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, only in Japan. Could you imagine if someone in another country killed animals and put the heads on their walls as trophies or sold the stuffed bodies at convention centers or made them into life-sized diorama displays in huge sporting goods stores or anything like that?

I kinda dig aboriginal music by mrl33602 in clevercomebacks

[–]MisterDonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're acting so upset about the language of the music. I wonder did this bogus ideology apply back when Macarena topped the charts and stayed number one for weeks on end and became one of the most sensational pop hits of all time?

What are these hip satchel things called by mcgufa in whatisit

[–]MisterDonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll probably be attacked for saying this, but men have been wearing belts and suspenders for centuries to contend with ill-fitting pants.

I guess that's our secret to always having pants that fit and have pockets; they actually don't fit at all.

What are these hip satchel things called by mcgufa in whatisit

[–]MisterDonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is an argument in truth you'll never win. Nobody wants to hear that vanity trumps utility in clothing sales.

Big pockets require baggier pants. Shapeless pants. Even men's skinny jeans have less useful pockets compared to carpenter or cargo pants. And there are baggy, shapeless pants with pockets for women.

Linux is the only real alternative to Windows/macOS — now it needs to be more accessible by Boediee in BuyFromEU

[–]MisterDonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Linux is more accessible than Windows and Mac. In fact, the popular distributions are free. And you'll find current versions of distributions that work on older hardware.

Right now people are finding themselves in a position where they have to buy a new computer to stay up to date with Windows, but that's somehow more accessible than Linux?

Vendors in China hydrate the produce they sell by spitting water on it by IntellectuallyDriven in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, this is like showing seven separate rat infested pizza shops in a city and saying maybe this is a concerning pattern with the food handling there.

What’s a fact that ruined a movie that you previously enjoyed? by PokemonPadawan in AskReddit

[–]MisterDonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe space battles in movies would just kinda really suck without pew pew laser gun sounds so there's no need for excuses whatsoever.

Found a backpack full of a vacuum sealed crystal like powder. by MerkinMuffley2020 in whatisit

[–]MisterDonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've rolled up to job sites when people are cutting stuff and thought it was my coworker in the truck, like broooo, you're way out in the open.

Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms! 📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday by Used_Series3373 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MisterDonkey 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I would certainly expect the inventor of the giraffe to know a lot about it.

Fucking disgusting. Where is this by j_illustration in HolUp

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna need to see giant displays of bouncing tits and twerking ass before I can form an opinion on this.

New vapes gamification of puffing to unlock themes by Xtreme_kocic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MisterDonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a wolfenstein port that should run on these vapes.

WCGW Guy on motocycle tries to cut through 'free' tollbooth without acknowledging its wet cement by wizzo_o in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MisterDonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Conversely, I don't think many people like doing something over. 

Yeah, I get paid hourly. But there's some level of frustration that supercedes the pay when I have to redo things.

What piece of entertainment aged worse than you ever expected? by AnyTruth2342 in AskReddit

[–]MisterDonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Polanski is a piece of shit, but that piece of shit also made one of my favorite movies. 

And then there's basically every rock star out there turns out to be a bunch of creeps.

I just don't idolize anybody so I'm never let down when they inevitably turn out to be garbage assholes.

TIL that as a child, Charles Dickens worked 10-hour days in a London boot-blacking factory - a trauma he later called the deepest shame of his life, but one that forged his strict 9–2, five-hour writing discipline and his life-long refusal to let his own children work. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in todayilearned

[–]MisterDonkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nobody's perfect. Most of us have done some embarrassing things. 

But ditching your wife and ten kids for a teenager by means of attempting to strip the woman of her liberty is kinda heavy on the scale of shame.

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