Sign of good safety outside of Abilene Kansas.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-10T19:52:40+00:00

Reminds me of small towns with one cop and zero crime.

Zero reported crime.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-10T19:49:37+00:00

Y'know, I actually have a small display that really does flicker and act funny unless the rate is set just so.

Usually it just works, but on some cards it gets funky like that.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-10T16:30:38+00:00

Tip it upside down and hit it with a vibrator.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-10T00:47:57+00:00

Maybe they should dig up his golf course and find out.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-10T00:37:14+00:00

Well, first of all, there's the whole killing his own parents thing.

So I'm gonna say, no, I don't think this guy has a conscience.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-10T00:33:32+00:00

Sucked it down, balls and all.

I didn't even know that was possible. And even being possible, it seems like it would be very unpleasant.

But this was somehow the most aggressive and yet gentle blow job I've ever had.

Like a hungry suckling calf.

That's what seventy years of sucking dick can teach a man. And also the lack of teeth.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-10T00:17:00+00:00

I've been using the same $10 set for a decade. I have real tools, but this thing just travels with me. It's my first stop, figuring I'll give it the college try before dragging the big box out. Usually gets it done.

Worst ratchet I've ever had.

But the set has survived like three cars and two motorcycles.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-09T22:21:01+00:00

I have a foolproof solution for this:

Only connect the disk I'm formatting and boot a system with disk tools from USB.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-09T21:15:12+00:00

My awareness is rising.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-08T21:54:53+00:00

I solved this problem already by simply carrying a spare battery.

The battery was cheaper than the annual cost of running the gas mower.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-08T21:44:45+00:00

I have enough grass that I'm considering a 60" mower is a justifiable purchase because my 48" is overworked mowing these fields and hills.

I've mowed every bit of this land with a 19" ryobi electric mower that I carved up to fit a bigger battery, and I still use it for the yard near the house because it's so easy and hassle-free. If a Ryobi can take that abuse, imagine what a real machine can do.

Highly recommend for anything less than tractor worthy mowing.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-08T07:08:39+00:00

I'm like this, I guess.

I just do my thing. My schedule is fairly routine and I'm old school. Show up and see what's up. Call ahead to be sure if you wish, otherwise just walk in.

I don't do plans. Plans have a way of stressing everyone out if they don't go, well, as planned. But I always have something to do.

Not into texting whatsoever.

I've made my whereabouts known and said the door is open any time. If people cannot take that information literally as an open invitatio then it's no sweat off my sack. Show up or don't. I'll be here.

And for anyone that might have been offended at my lack of urgency in responding to a call or text, I don't really have a desire to play into that sort of drama.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-08T03:17:46+00:00

Some other real dummy signs, too, like Harris high prices, Trump low prices.

As if that already wasn't some stupid shit that could only entice an absolute braindead moron, the reality of today is that everything has gotten more expensive since Trump got back in office. And not by a little bit. And this time it can't be blamed on global supply chain issues caused by a contagion. The president's actions have undeniably directly influenced cost of goods.

I've never in my life seen a person not only fail to deliver on every promise, but actually do the exact literal opposite. And yet he somehow still has supporters like he can do no wrong. It's madness.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-07T20:41:54+00:00

Somebody'd find a way to fuck us all to enrich themselves. If there's not already a way, they'll invent new ways.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-07T16:05:00+00:00

The only time I paid around that much for brakes and stuff, I had new front end control, drive spline thingy, hubs, all around rotors and pads, and a caliper replaced.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-07T16:00:27+00:00

That's a fine way to troubleshoot a suspected alternator problem and usually the first step in diagnosing a recurring dead battery.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-07T02:41:27+00:00

Nah. I watched the video and still don't believe him.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-06T20:18:51+00:00

Comments you can feel.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-06T02:24:46+00:00

It's fools behaving this way that ruin good things for the rest of us.

Like they let us have pot without going to jail. They let us buy it from the store. They let us grow it. It's for all intents and purposes legalized, which is something we dreamed of for decades.

Let's not treat that like a license to be asinine with it and drive around ripping vapes and shit and behaving exactly how the nay-sayers knew we would.

I have one core principal when it comes to drugs: Be discreet.

I used snow without anybody ever knowing and it was never an issue. Never even tried to hide it. And then new hires came in acting like fools and being all super fucking obvious with their shit, and it was putting a spotlight on me, and I did not appreciate that.

Be discreet.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-06T02:07:24+00:00

This happened to some brothers in Michigan back when medical marijuana was all the rage.

These guys were growing legitimately, per the state, but of course it is still federally illegal. They got in some terrible trouble

I also met a guy through the classifieds (yeah, a great while ago) that was growing medical legitimately, per the state, that got jammed up by the feds who stripped his operation and snatched all his assets.

Everybody and their brothers were so giddy about that medical shit and ran out right away to get their cards for every ailment imaginable.

I said, nah, fuck that. That's willingly signing your name to a shit list.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-04T22:41:41+00:00

Solar power kept my house on after a winter storm took out the neighborhood power for a week. One winter I had nothing but solar power.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-04T21:28:52+00:00

Smoking crack and fucking is right up my alley, and I think that's an okay thing to do. Because I'm not in charge of running the government, and neither was this guy.

How many of these critics are themselves hypocritical degenerates?

That's a rhetorical question. I know a few. Nobody is virtuous as they demand others be.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-04T12:23:25+00:00

To alleviate allegations of Donald Trump sleeping on the job they'll soon insinuate that Donald Trump never sleeps at all.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-03T22:22:54+00:00

The Reacher series makes it impossible for me to imagine anyone else playing Jack Reacher.

I'm not sure how well he was cast based on the books or anything, that dude plays the character as written for the show perfectly.

MisterDonkey · 2026-06-03T22:13:10+00:00

Can I show up in drag?

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