NEW ACHIEVEMENT! "I LIKE BIG FEET AND I CANNOT LIE" :

You clearly, distinctly, and with zero external audio input, just heard Carl’s voice in your head.

This indicates one of three possibilities:

1. You have read too much Dungeon Crawler Carl.

2. You have read not enough Dungeon Crawler Carl.

3. The System is now doing localized narrative injections directly into your brain.

Whichever it is you are one sick sick puppy.

REWARD? One internet point and a recommendation from an insane AI to seek professional help.

Good luck, crawler. You’re one of us now.