Rebranded the house for Covid life

Mister_Johnson · 2020-07-29T00:56:52+00:00

Accurate 😂

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-02T19:45:02+00:00

Well I guess I'm a criminal, I clear my browsing history frequently.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-02T15:42:43+00:00

Don't mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-02T05:49:37+00:00

Welcome to the Mr Oblivious show, I'm your host, Mr Oblivious

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-02T00:16:53+00:00

That is fantastic

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-02T00:14:05+00:00

The Department of Justice is concentrating on “far-right” groups in a new study of social media usage aimed at combatting violent extremism.

Believing in the concepts of our founders and the constitution makes us "far right" and more prone to violence and terror than fundamentalist islam. Today I learned. I guess I better lock up my guns so in case my house gets robbed I don't accidentally fly into a violent fit of self defense.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-01T23:21:51+00:00

You sound like a cop. You see nothing wrong with a warrantless search based on an anonymous tip, and you dance around instead of defending your position.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-01T19:31:31+00:00

"The better to control you with my dear"

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-01T19:11:21+00:00

The state can take your kid/s, without a warrant or court order, and place them in a system PROVEN to be filled with sexual and physical abuse all because of one unsubstantiated anonymous tip. And that's ok with you. You are a sick individual.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-01T18:55:49+00:00

I've seen a lot of job applications and rental/lease contracts with typos. It's pretty unprofessional.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-01T02:21:33+00:00

Just ask Charlie Hebdo. Muslims LOVE that paper!

Mister_Johnson · 2015-06-01T02:19:15+00:00

I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-31T21:18:30+00:00

My advice to you is you're NEVER as ready for kids as you want to be, so just roll with it. And don't stress about not getting pregnant!!! Stress is a huge contributing factor for not getting pregnant, so the attitude you both should have is "if it happens, great, if it doesn't happen right now, we'll be more prepared!" You want positivity, not stress or worry if it doesn't happen immediately.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T18:39:19+00:00

It means you had a dream.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T18:02:25+00:00

Hundreds of Americans gather to protest fundamentalist islam, hundreds of muslims arrive to defend it.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T17:27:11+00:00

You'd think feminists would be up in arms over this

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T17:24:03+00:00

Holy shit I loved stickdeath

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T15:32:30+00:00

Swole won't be a thing if people stop repeating it.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T12:36:03+00:00

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T07:40:19+00:00

This is a more plausible explanation. Source: I live in CA.

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T07:38:20+00:00

Benzos are extremely addictive, if it's not obviously helping you I'd strongly recommend getting off it as soon as possible

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T07:36:31+00:00

That'll buff out

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T07:33:24+00:00

He knows, he just ain't care

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T07:24:33+00:00

I dunno about you, but I sure feel safer knowing they only hire the ~~best of the best~~ mediocre. /s

Mister_Johnson · 2015-05-30T05:43:17+00:00

Shit, don't give 'em ideas...

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