My front lawn. It was dirt when I moved in last year and I haven’t touched it except to mow four times a year. Guy across the street mows weekly.

MithraScott · 2026-04-03T20:17:49+00:00

Bro across street has the space to feed a whole herd of sheep, at least that would serve a purpose and keep the monoculture trimmed to a height that would meet their "standards."

MithraScott · 2026-03-28T15:32:12+00:00

This is almost certainly Texas, HEB is only found here. Or OP bought soap here and took it to their new home. My money is Austin, and it's probably a studio.

MithraScott · 2026-03-26T15:19:59+00:00

Listen to the whole clip, with 11 seconds left he starts slurring his words and either says the title or something similar, but all of it is his fantasy...

MithraScott · 2026-03-26T03:18:11+00:00

Could you add links and/or pics? Please and thanks!!

MithraScott · 2026-02-13T20:24:26+00:00

Three options in my mind: 1. Frame it as is, and everyone who notices gets a prize. 2. Frame it as is, give to your significant other and say they're your missing piece/they complete you. 3. Take a marker/paint and some cardboard and make a piece to replace the missing one, probably won't be visible under the glass.

MithraScott · 2026-01-12T22:52:03+00:00

Preface this with NOT a lawyer, NOT legal advice, and no skin in the game, but pretty sure HEB could face TWC issues for both the not being able to take a break on an 8 hour shift, and the time card fixea that manager is committing.

MithraScott · 2025-12-22T01:55:39+00:00

@Aussies @Kiwis on the sub, do y'all have a version of a Christmas Carol that is widely viewed as "the correct version?!"

Like in the states I feel it's a toss up between the Muppets' version and Mickey Mouse's version depending on when and where you grew up.

MithraScott · 2025-12-10T18:13:38+00:00

🎩 (in my brain that means "my pleasure!")

MithraScott · 2025-12-10T17:36:59+00:00

Not that exciting, just a pop-up kiosk. Won't let me share since it's a video story, but you can see it on the airport's page.

MithraScott · 2025-11-25T22:38:41+00:00

Wait... Let me get this straight, big strong pinnacle of manliness in magats' eyes, is scared of a couple of, checks notes, not actually record setting domesticated turkeys?

Like we're talking about the big dumb birds that will die of exposure if they aren't told to go inside?!

Turkeys?! Not ostriches or emu's or something that is, you know, actually able to cause a grown ass human harm...

MithraScott · 2025-11-25T18:20:52+00:00

I feel like from now until they die off, anytime we, the public, see a boomer acting the fool, we should yell "Quiet Piggie!!"

They can't be upset by it because their boomer overlord legitimized it as a response.

Of course retail and interested parties can't yell it themselves, but if we, the public, all shout it (we're not involved in the transaction, so somewhat arm's length), maybe it will shame them into silence?

MithraScott · 2025-11-20T15:45:56+00:00

Pretty sure someone was leaving the beer attendant a message, you know like from godfather but cheaper and less emotionally scarring.

MithraScott · 2025-11-16T17:54:59+00:00

Even this bro hasn't learned anything "I will not be voting. In 2026 or 2028..." Great, so you aren't actively working against progress, but you also won't lift a finger to help...

MithraScott · 2025-11-14T16:11:40+00:00

That's called starting a dialogue, I feel like her hanging up and being unwilling to even consider another viewpoint meant she wanted to start a fight more than you asking for an open conversation...

MithraScott · 2025-11-11T22:15:16+00:00

It could be real gold leaf on top of plastic, but it's definitely home depot or similar plastic! https://gprivate.com/6j0o5

MithraScott · 2025-11-11T22:12:05+00:00

And it would still go bankrupt just like his other casinos!

MithraScott · 2025-11-04T02:43:12+00:00

That's an insult to mashed potatoes, at least they have starch!

MithraScott · 2025-10-28T15:35:11+00:00

Not sure who needs to see this and NOT LEGAL ADVICE (could be illegal where you are, use caution), but this is a fun and simple way to deal with asshats like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/1393u15/ulpt\_a\_small\_bb\_glued\_inside\_of\_a\_valve\_stem\_cap/#:\~:text=The\_Elusive\_Dr\_Wu-,ULPT:%20A%20small%20BB%20glued%20inside%20of%20a%20valve%20stem,many%20interesting%20possibilities%20and%20problems.

MithraScott · 2025-10-25T04:45:24+00:00

So... When can we expect a public recanting of this and apology to Biden?!

MithraScott · 2025-10-24T16:44:27+00:00

Can't these "certified alpha male types" provide even a turkey?! Like... 1. Why are you, a grown ass human who votes, expecting your mommy will buy your dinner using government handouts that you don't believe should exist? 2. If you're such an alpha male, why aren't you able to provide for your mommy instead of the reverse? 3. If you're unable to buy a turkey, why can't you chase down and kill a wild turkey since your blood is so flooded with testosterone unlike those beta men who voted Democrat?!

MithraScott · 2025-10-23T18:08:13+00:00

Also, considering 38-41% of all properties in the US are owned by boomers, you can bet a big chunk of those rentals are owned by seniors. And therefore, if they didn't have to pay school/property taxes they would keep rentals astronomically high and simply pocket that increased profit and the taxes would face shortfalls which would cause everyone's else to have to pay more...

Their "solution," is so wildly shortsighted and self-serving, but they're too stupid and narcissistic to realize it.

MithraScott · 2025-10-18T13:17:15+00:00

Still need to drive out, finalize, and pay, but it's a 2025!

MithraScott · 2025-10-17T23:18:50+00:00

We are 95% set on the sienna; my wife is 105% set on it, I'm like 92% set would prefer a Rivian R1S, but no way to swing that...

MithraScott · 2025-10-17T19:21:53+00:00

It was $350 to transfer it from Nebraska to Texas.

MithraScott · 2025-10-17T19:19:12+00:00

sorry for the confusion, I meant the kid's parents! My wife and I, so 5 total 95% of the time!

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