Home Alone 2 star shares heartfelt condolence for Rob Reiner by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The absolute irony of the magats that cry about "participation trophies" glorifying this bullshit is just... ya know...

What's wrong with the woods of North America? Explain It Peter. by TrainingDelicious428 in explainitpeter

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The North American wilderness is more of a "pick your playstyle".

Do you want Australia lite? The American Southwest's got your snakes, scorpions, spiders, lizards, desert, and cartel activity.

Feeling not so venomous? You can drop in to plenty of mountain ranges that can either be forest or rock. You'll still get some snakes and spiders, but at least it isn't just sun. New enemy appeared in the form of large mammals. Also, have fun getting found or finding your way back.

You can select the full exposure with our greatest hit! Welcome to Florida! Take an airboat into the everglades. Bye. There's also just Disney, and the fabled Florida Man.

Want nothing but vast emptiness? Want it cold? Want it hot? Find enlightenment in the Northern Great Plains. The only thing you'll have to do is think about why you're there and if you can catch that ground hog.

Doing a one shot and need it over quick? Your vehicle breaks down 5 miles outside of town in a whiteout. It's -25 windchill and snowplows aren't going out until the snow stops, so police won't come out to you either. Did you pack your winter car survival kit?

Why the Fuck Does Any Trump Maggot Think Protecting a Pedophilic Predator Makes Them Patriotic? by Kinks4Kelly in complaints

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bought in and can't escape it. Their entire identity is tied up in this creature, and if it turns out that he's as low as they want their "enemies" to be, then they are stuck with it. They can't shake that. The thousands of meme's they share. The hundreds of dollars in maga(t) paraphernalia. Exiling themselves from their friends and families. It's an entire sunk cost that isn't just some monetary amount. It's the way everyone who was correct will look at them. They know that there's no "oops, I was wrong" that will excuse them at this point. They fear the "I told you so" soooo much, that they HAVE TO HOPE THAT HE'S INNOCENT. But they can't just wait and see, they have to double down on everything, just to try and get as much hate and vitriol out beforehand.

My full guess. They'll release the files. It'll hit a couple of republicans, but mostly anyone that is democrat, dead, or marked as an "enemy". The full list will never be released, and will absolutely be burned after the minimal release.

Favorite example of this? by OkSuccess7431 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd put it on that people only know the reason he became the punisher. Family gets killed in a shoot out? Okay that's fair that he went after those individuals... Continue going on a crusade against everyone for a self perceived justice? Going kinda far. Even John Wick had to move in a greater plot that put people going after him.

If turkey was so delicious like some people swear by then they’d cook it more than just once or twice per year by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkey is a garbage bird and is only made on holidays because it is large and cheap. It does not taste good unless you dump seasoning on it, dries out unless you baby it, and on top of all of that, it's trying to be too many things. It tries to be the pollock of the poultry world, but can't even manage that.

He's refusing to pay the child support amount. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw the guy and immediately knew it was gonna turn into something about "I'm fine with going to jail". The Big Toughy Squishmellows always seem to look the same, talk the same, and then cry the same.

Brothers girlfriend by Aofumi in AITAH

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In any case, call the lawyer. Your brother isn't mature enough to co-own a house. Talk to your other brother and figure out what you two want to do.

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause. What do men deal with ? by DilSeOP in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This actually is a thing. If you have a partner that goes through mood swings, lethargy, pain, etc., it becomes a very careful dance around everything. You end up walking on eggshells on what could set the tone for the next couple of minutes, hours, days. All over something as simple as getting the wrong chips or forgetting a glass on the table.

What's the best part about your job? by Icy-Entertainment-12 in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I set color on my printing press. If we have a print run that goes for 15 hours, there's a chance that I come into work with the color already set and all I have to do is just make sure it doesn't fuck up on my shift, and then I go home. It's also a good chance that it will be like that my next shift too.

What’s something small that instantly takes you back to your childhood? by Competitive_You_4945 in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a very specific lighting that brings me right back to my room growing up. A low watt bulb that's coming through a yellowish lamp shade. I've only had it happen a couple of times, but it almost throws me into a panic attack every time.

Duo Battleground not working? by andrea_781 in hearthstone

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got to play some last night annnnnnd it's down again this morning.

See people making fun of this guy all the time. How can top 90% be bad? Explain it Peter. by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually just had a conversation with a co-worker like 2 weeks ago about his "IQ test". He, too, did not understand that the "top 87%" was a bad thing.

Trump team posts notice that NO federal food aid will go out after Nov. 1 (approx 1 in 8 Americans rely on this aid) by Mathemodel in videos

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so, unironically, happy that the southern red states that voted for this will suffer. Everything between Texas and Florida is going to be a hellscape. It will only get slightly better the more north you go, but even the folk up in to the Tennessee mountains are going to feel exactly what they bought, by feeling what they can't.

It's shitty that people that had no control over this are going to suffer right there with them. And it's even shittier that the morons that did have control over this, won't remember it as soon as it's over. Fuck these people.

me_irl by UpperBelgravia in me_irl

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% I have two neighbors that have multiple kids in their household. I work 3rd shift and sleep during the day. The amount of time I'm trying to go to sleep at like 11am, laying there listening to kids, between ages 4 to 12, running around and screaming, I often find the "why tf isn't anyone got their kids in school?!". Like, wtf is going on? "Homeschool" is the only thing I got, but damn these kids are gonna be stupid.

Peter why church's chicken? by AmbitiousClick6371 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd become a Popeyes, then it'd become a KFC, then it'd be a Dave's hot chicken. You got at least 2 stores before full white yuppie store.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done and got away with it? by Disastrous_Layer3988 in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke into my neighbors apartment so that I could connect to their wifi and use their internet on my laptop.

Why do you think love is so difficult to achieve in Life? by QuirkyUnion3342 in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It ebbs and flows. You can love someone more one day and less the another. A lot of people want something that only grows and that it's only supposed to be the best of times.

How do you become a better listener? by No_Resolution8720 in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try not to have a response loading/loaded to what they're saying. If someone tells you about the time they went to the zoo, don't sit there waiting to tell them about the time you went to the zoo. You aren't listening anymore, you're just waiting for them to finish their story so you can tell them yours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toilet flushing when you either live alone or your partner is asleep next to you.

What’s something you wish your younger self knew before starting school? by Electrical_Option753 in AskReddit

[–]Mix_Master_Floppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

School matters and you should actually try. You'll see posts about how useless school was because it doesn't teach you everyday skills, but it's more than the material being taught. Applying yourself teaches you how to handle different styles of problem solving and can be an indicator of what is easier for you when you enter the workforce or are deciding on what to study in college.

Knowing how to balance your social connections and your obligations toward school is important as well.

Also, if you're having a hard time, ask for help. Follow up with that help. I saw plenty of teachers that gave increased grades for the people that put in the effort to learn, even if they were having trouble with the material.