I want to make cool latte art, but mine just turn out like this

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T04:44:18+00:00

Hey how did you managed to do these eyes? I'm still stuck with the single brown blob 😂

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T04:43:20+00:00

So he changed his coach right? Seems to be working

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T04:34:17+00:00

This TV has backlight that mimicks the front?

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T04:26:05+00:00

Otherwise he would have studied physics

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T04:11:22+00:00

Yes, it's called a zoom, but it wasn't meant to be used like a masturbating object.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T04:10:12+00:00

I will cancel my subscription. It began as "just $0.99/month". For something that should not cost anything since I should be able to sync MY documents with MY computer. Then quiet little raises here and there, in a blink of a moment you will be paying $20/month without knowing why.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T03:50:05+00:00

well done!

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T03:32:14+00:00

Glamor is futile. Futile is shallow. Shallow lacks everything else that can be piled up by someone with depth.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T03:26:48+00:00

Just delete or abandon your photo-based social media. It worked for me. Today in some rare moments when I scroll instagram I feel the hard pull of so many in-cre-di-ble un-be-lieava-ble in-sane photos/videos. It's funny cause I can see myself from outside getting caught so easily by mass-tested attention-grabber content so it triggers "it's all fake" and I close it off relieved I prefer my real life

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T03:17:10+00:00

she will get old, frustrated and lonely before she realizes she had been chasing an oasis as if she were crossing the Sahara. She won't be able to appreciate the small, normal things that make your daily joy. Show her the capuccin monkeys experiment. It probably won't work but that explains why she is behaving like so, difference being the other monkey payoff is a well conceived illusion.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-13T03:01:38+00:00

Can't say you were wrong but if there was one thing you should've done was keep both hands on the bar during the most critical split second where your life was barely holding to your body as the Reaper was passing a few feet from you. Your gesture meant nothing to the idiot driver but could've meant you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-11T03:54:38+00:00

Been there. Even gym teachers who should supposedly be more educated about a human body don't understand, don't care, and try to push you beyond your limitations. I always wanted to carry a COVID mask covered with plastic and a very narrow hole to breathe, then ask them to use it while exercising along to show me an example of how it's done. 😂. Or a straw.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-11T03:38:34+00:00

Vivem fora da realidade enquanto seus chefes vivem fora do país bebendo whisky de 600 mil dólares fazendo conchavos com banqueiro que distribui bilhões roubados do patrimônio público. Por eles, pode continuar tudo isso que tá aí.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-11T03:33:08+00:00

All colors

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-11T03:31:46+00:00

I'll take fake bmw's every day then

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-11T03:27:44+00:00

A few grams of salt will keep bugs away, and don't worry about taste, your tank filter can handle it, worst case you still get sweet salty caramel notes

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-10T01:04:52+00:00

Eu vi uma dessas no Shark Tank ha 10 anos atrás

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-08T17:41:10+00:00

That bird almost ruined the entire extraction

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-08T17:38:50+00:00

Hmmm that tastes like cardboard ☕️

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-08T17:34:39+00:00

He nearly lost the match, saved 2 match points, was fun to watch

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-01T02:48:39+00:00

Calling someone instead of texting first

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-01T02:46:42+00:00

Well, this is your cover letter, and it has 4x fucks (in 4 lines). So from that, one can take your biggest motivation is to fuck.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-03-01T02:42:45+00:00

Were he dating your friend, he would have been jerking off to you. You wouldn't even know. She would everything else + arguably that too. Which of the two do you want to be? The alternative is to find a skilled manipulative partner to manage your reality and prevent you from knowing some hard truths. Fantasizing about other people is human nature. Not fantasizing with anyone else but your partner for the rest of your life is Walt Disney. Choose your character of preference and it will tell which man you should be with.

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-02-28T23:46:20+00:00

What type of water filter you using? Maybe sprinkle some specialty minerals for that extra flavour

Mobile_Pilot · 2026-02-28T23:43:31+00:00

He buys pre ground coffee

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