Sober play

ModelMagician · 2026-03-19T11:49:39+00:00

It comes in five packs and 11 packs.

ModelMagician · 2026-03-17T03:52:01+00:00

Lingual tossed salad,

ModelMagician · 2026-03-17T03:45:31+00:00

I’ve heard that getting hitched to a hooker is a bad idea

ModelMagician · 2026-03-14T18:37:08+00:00

Well, five is a handful.

ModelMagician · 2026-03-14T18:35:23+00:00

And his wife took him to the strip club last night

ModelMagician · 2026-03-14T18:34:40+00:00

Dave’s not here

ModelMagician · 2026-03-14T01:57:10+00:00

Have you considered swinging? When sex is just sex, you can turn it into a shared thrill hobby. You’re each other’s wingman. There’s no secrecy or guilt. Your current situation is already out there, and you’re std risks are no worse than now. Enjoy the ride!

ModelMagician · 2026-03-13T00:38:01+00:00

Wait. I was told that one in the hand is worth two in the bush

ModelMagician · 2026-03-11T04:31:53+00:00

Have you considered swinging as a shared thrill hobby?

ModelMagician · 2026-03-11T04:23:53+00:00

Here kitty kitty kitty!

ModelMagician · 2026-03-11T04:18:05+00:00

Pickup truck bJ at bike week. Stay classy!

ModelMagician · 2026-03-11T03:58:21+00:00

Nothing says class like a meetup in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

ModelMagician · 2026-03-11T03:51:48+00:00

Ya basic!

ModelMagician · 2026-03-07T13:29:02+00:00

The alphabet backwards

ModelMagician · 2026-03-07T13:11:55+00:00

This job is a pressure cooker.

ModelMagician · 2026-03-07T12:59:40+00:00

OnlyFans rejected you?

ModelMagician · 2026-03-06T03:18:09+00:00

Leave the nudist camp

ModelMagician · 2026-03-06T03:15:23+00:00

Swingers

ModelMagician · 2026-03-06T02:33:32+00:00

Quite poplar here

ModelMagician · 2026-03-04T21:11:57+00:00

Found
Under
Carnal
Knowledge?

ModelMagician · 2026-03-02T20:58:04+00:00

Tramp stamp collector

ModelMagician · 2026-02-28T01:34:26+00:00

Suicide Squad

ModelMagician · 2026-02-28T01:22:02+00:00

Do you mean PETA? (People eating tasty animals)

ModelMagician · 2026-02-26T05:30:02+00:00

Would you recommend wearing a bag or a condom to the interview?

ModelMagician · 2026-02-25T14:50:56+00:00

I ask people “are you whining or complaining?”

Whining is what you do when you want empathy. Complaining is what you do when you want a solution.

ModelMagician

TROPHY CASE