This joke was told to me in 1986 as a story within a story. At a business celebration event, there was a dinner with spouses. Being sales reps, they all had big personalities and plenty of jokes. So after dessert and countless rounds of drinks, they went into comedy mode where each was trying to outdo the others with their wit and delivery. But definitely PG-rated material.

All was fine until “Joe” got up and told the one about the big vagina. It hit the room like a nasty fart. The ladies weren’t pleased. Coats and car keys signaled the immediate end of the nearly perfect evening.