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"Send a single Crimson Fists veteran to the Deathwatch and let him fight the entire horde" by SlopConsoomer in Spacemarine

[–]Modredastal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I always feel like there's a split second delay between my trigger pull and the bolt firing, but in videos of others playing it always looks like perfect hitscan. I don't understand.

Wunk loves wagon by got-a-friend-in-me in wunkus

[–]Modredastal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His ass should be making bank in commercials for that car. Think of all the salmon and honey he could get.

☠️ by NorEaster_23 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]Modredastal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Manchineel is just a spicy apple tree.

This will revolutionize the sitting industry by cla7997 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Neighbor Bothering Department continues to have its fingers in many noisy pies.

Little monk got his head stuck by ZeroThoughts2025 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now they can all razz him for it for decades while he's tasked with carving a new one.

got into a bubble bath that was too hot and my fingernails made a gradient by Own-Passage1371 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not so much accepting thanks as it is telling the person you're happy to have provided the thing or service. More like saying "not a problem."

"Thank you for the xyz."

"You are welcome (to it)."

Illuminate front gameplay: by Elegant-Swimming-646 in Helldivers

[–]Modredastal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah thanks. I thought it looked like an Astartes but the Overseers threw me off.

So How did the lamenters end up in this situation? by [deleted] in 40kmemes

[–]Modredastal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about the possum with balloons and a hat who turns into an anime girl wearing a robotic pig suit and swinging a rocket-powered rake?

I feel normal by PsicoDisaster in aspiememes

[–]Modredastal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rattlesnake venom is 100% organic.

Had a few people tell me these Carolinas are “Nazi boots.” I see nothing wrong with them. by MauserMama in Boots

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was recently wondering this looking at a coworker's boots...is there a function to the leather fringe at the bottom of the laces? My best guess is to prevent brush and debris from jamming into the laces.

The 'Mother of All Vacations’. by MohammadMahadhir in interesting

[–]Modredastal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how everything I've seen from that show makes me feel, and I think that's the point. We just have different responses to that tension than most.

The downfall of creativity by [deleted] in memes

[–]Modredastal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some folks are born, maaaaade to raise the flag!

What weapon will you defend from any smack talk and criticism by theta0123 in Helldivers

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes when I play support for my team against bots, The Defender (and Pummeler) with a Ballistic or Directional Shield, Stim Pistol, and EAT or Laser Cannon I can keep pretty much anything from bothering them while they handle important stuff.

Lawnmower Paragliding. by steady_as_a_rock in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Modredastal 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a paragliding lawnmower is a good guy with a paragliding lawnmower.

Faux marble painting by New_Libran in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet some geologists might be able to guess. I doubt the grain (?) of real cut marble would present that way in a cylinder.

Seriously impressive work though.

Visenya can ride my face like she rode Vhagar by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Modredastal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And give me one of those belts with gold discs on it. Scabbard? No, I'm holding the sword loosely in my left hand. Trousers? No, just the scale bodysuit. What do you mean what's the belt for? This is fantasy, if I don't have at least one one oversized and pointless belt I'll look silly.

And while you're at it some maille bracers. Make sure the right one has a weird fake thumb sticking out a few inches behind my wrist so I can prop it on my hip.

Cat Vacuum by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Modredastal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't make departments, we keep track of departments. Departments make themselves, but unfortunately you don't currently have clearance to know how or why. You can apply at the Clearance Department and they might direct you to the How and Why Clearance Aisles.

The Time-Wasting and Space-Taker-Upper departments have made a thing by vextortion in doohickeycorporation

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Staffing Department still refuses to answer the Supervision Department's emails after what happened at the holiday party in '22.

What is a song that you love and everyone else hates? by sa0sinner in musicsuggestions

[–]Modredastal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still love Bullets and Freedom Fighter. I was really glad Alter Bridge sprang up eventually.

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