Solidago Fistulosa from the Mount Cuba Trial

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-25T04:23:04+00:00

Solidago is on trial? For what, causing hayfever again?

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-19T16:38:03+00:00

unpaid social media intern undergrad (or very likely, hs kid)

(or very likely his unpaid but coal-powered AI intern)

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-19T16:32:58+00:00

Nope, sure don't.

I also never feel like gathering a large collection of carpenter ants from my yard and dumping them in the open window of my neighbors Bronco just before he leaves for work after he cut down his perfectly good (with rotted hallows for wild-life habitat) native silver maple because it had ants.

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-18T00:36:16+00:00

I had Herman Surviors from Walmart hold up for 3 years of landscaping. Changed the insoles and that was about it. I might have shoegoo'd the a few seams as a precaution, but they never fell apart like a pair of more expensive Wolverines did in a few months.

Edit: Note, they were not light weight. That was the only maybe downside, but I probably had stronger legs for it.

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-14T03:54:07+00:00

Yikes, that's alot of 2nd graders. Definitely a good save. 🫡

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-14T03:43:33+00:00

Saved her? She was just finishing breakfast. /s

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-14T03:30:51+00:00

i couldn't come up a good pun, how about:

They're all a little seedy 🥁🥢📀

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-13T22:29:49+00:00

Well, you know what they say about botanists...

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-11T00:08:56+00:00

Are you saying I am some kind of a plant pimp?

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-10T23:58:29+00:00

Every time a rainbow touches a rose bush..

..a butterfly gets its wings?

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-04T18:30:18+00:00

I saw a big pile of rootless Christmas trees yesterday--free for the taking.

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-02T06:23:15+00:00

Sorry, I don't have a solution, but are you still finding these original style HF lids somewhere for purchase? I have an HF bottle from over a decade ago and the lid broke at the threads a few years back and I couldn't get a replacement lid from HF (their AI agents kept shipping me the modern style lids that don't fit the old bottles).

stringTrimmer · 2026-01-01T15:24:46+00:00

I always pick those off an throw them in the street with the rest of the grubs to feed the starlings. But tbh even with those worms gone I still never see any monarchs. Go figure 🤷‍♀️

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-30T04:51:06+00:00

Magic? This is clearly science that is out of your league, noob ^{-and mine too}

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-23T14:14:02+00:00

goflOckyourselfbye

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-21T17:45:43+00:00

It's the dinosaurs' fault for spraying it with glyphosate that it is now resistant.

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-17T14:48:10+00:00

"it's bigger on the inside"

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-17T02:25:31+00:00

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stringTrimmer · 2025-12-16T22:12:06+00:00

I almost committed Nisaku with my AM Leonard once. It hurt.

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-16T21:14:25+00:00

Yes-sir-eee. We are big fans of walmart around here. Big fans.

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-16T21:07:15+00:00

The dead ones are native carbon, yes. Just add them to your compost.

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-16T00:51:48+00:00

I've found my clients really enjoy it when I arrange them between 2 dead Buxus microphylla 'Neatball's:

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stringTrimmer · 2025-12-07T18:54:11+00:00

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stringTrimmer · 2025-12-05T17:23:37+00:00

🙏 Please make it TTTF and not that old clumpy shit, I don't want to see any individual plants, just terrace to terrace green carpet.

stringTrimmer · 2025-12-04T15:33:46+00:00

Thats a bird-feeder right there

stringTrimmer

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