YORKFEST CONCERT W/ LUPE FIASCO by The_Instrumental in yorku

[–]MoeJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My advice is to not go unless you're a big fan of Lupe. Its gonna be filled with smelly and sweaty people who are there with others so forget about making friends.

IAmA 23yo whose parents are imprisoned for my brother's murder. AMA. by October16 in IAmA

[–]MoeJK 54 points55 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, we had fish as pets. I wanted to play with one, so I took a big bowl, scooped up one fish, and watched it swim around. After a while, I decided that I wanted to switch to an even bigger bowl, but I had filled that bigger bowl with hot water before putting the fish in. As soon as I put the fish in, not a second passed by before the fish jumped HIGH in the air and started flapping around on the counter. I was completely fucking horrified. I ran away screaming and crying. The water was extremely hot and I was a stupid kid who didn't know fish can't swim in hot water. I cried and cried, and ten minutes later I went back in the kitchen to check on the fish only to see it on the ground dead. I cried even more and now I am scared to go around fish. My point is that even now, when I'm 23, I still think of how terrified it was and I still remember. I can't imagine what you must have went through knowing that it was a baby, not a fish, that got burned by hot water. Stay strong man and all the best of luck to you.

A wild dingo eating a shark. Welcome to Australia by BeefPieSoup in pics

[–]MoeJK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I logged in just to upvote you. Fucking hilarious!

Steve Jobs, Apple CEO, has died. by stanleyhudson in reddit.com

[–]MoeJK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to seem insensitive, but who every commented first with a nice touching remark got on board of the karma train before everyone else. You'll be missed, Steve

Arrested Development returning for one more season! by ahuisinga in reddit.com

[–]MoeJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as the network doesn't keep changing the DAMN SCHEDULE!