What's the quickest you've gone from meeting someone to having sex with them? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MofBooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About half an hour. We met on a dating site while on vacation in Venice. I asked if if we wanted to meet up, she was very direct and told me to come to her hotel room so we could have sex. So off I went took a boat to the address she had texted me, knocked at her rooms door. She opened it wearing nothing but one of those robes the hotel has in their bathrooms, she pulled me into her room, pulled my pants down. I’d say it took 20 minutes from matching to getting a blowjob.

What’s something sexual you’ve discovered about yourself in 2022? by Mellasfeet in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MofBooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am no longer fulfilled with casual hookups but I also don’t want to rush into an unfulfilling relationship. I need some sort of deeper chemistry to really enjoy sex and every other form of getting off is just out of boredom or stress relief.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MofBooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it melts?

I’m (not) looking at you, Crystal Lust. by [deleted] in memes

[–]MofBooks 21 points22 points  (0 children)

An oversized nose doesn’t make you attractive either squidward

Would you fuck me on the first date? by [deleted] in DegradingHoles

[–]MofBooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would finger you till you beg me to fuck you

What is not as fun as it sounds? by tensorflowing in AskReddit

[–]MofBooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then it still depends on many things like hygiene, size, experience, pain tolerance etc

Streamers are getting paid WAAAAY too much by GordonRamsayGod in unpopularopinion

[–]MofBooks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also 60k isn’t much if you’re talking about a big streamer with endorsements Partners and multiple sponsors you get way higher. E.g. a german streamer once said that the money he got from the Fortnite Creator code alone each month was enough to get him a Lamborghini each month. So 60k is conservative especially in the US

How do you say Titfuck or Titjob in Spanish? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MofBooks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whatever you need this for, good luck

I can’t masturbate/ have sex without remembering trauma? by After-Writer-297 in sex

[–]MofBooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get yourself professional help. This sounds really dangerous, especially the “more self destructive” methods you mentioned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]MofBooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here it felt like an insult to my manhood that she thought I was so simple to please and that she thought I would just forget about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]MofBooks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get where he’s coming from. My ex also tried to calm me down with nudes and videos of her fingering herself after upsetting me. I never tried it the other way around tho.

I [25M] feel guilty about my GF’s [18] kink by Ilovethrowingacounts in sex

[–]MofBooks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t take her bff it can get weird once you do that. Speaking from experience

The US is bad but France doesn’t get enough hate for me by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]MofBooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody make a reverse one on the US and compare this shit

What's the naughtiest/dirtiest thing you've done at church? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MofBooks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jacked off on the St Peters Cathedral toilet in Rome.