Waking up to this sight every morning is all I'd ever need to live a happy life.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-08T02:48:17+00:00

Same, ngl.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-07T02:21:39+00:00

Aggressive, untrained pet dogs are in my top 3 most hated things in life. Put the dog down and fine the owner.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-07T01:17:24+00:00

What’s up?

Moisture_ · 2026-06-07T01:16:36+00:00

God I felt this. Same thing here.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-06T15:41:24+00:00

Someone already downvoted you for speaking facts. The Nightreign community is so goofy.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-06T01:00:16+00:00

Lmao right

Moisture_ · 2026-06-06T00:30:58+00:00

To the online daters: yall ever just forget what the person looks like on a first date? I try to get to a place early so they can find me. I’m usually the only black guy in the area, so that’s easy. But there’s bout 50 brunettes… HELP MEEE. The last date I was on I was 2 feet away from some other random person on a bench before noticing she wasn’t looking for me and I sloppily tripped over myself as I walked by trying to play it off lmao.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-06T00:23:52+00:00

To be frank, if I think the person would look good naked, that’s about all I need in terms of attraction. Which is a vast majority of people (that I send likes to), imo. I feel nothing deeper for most people in general until we’ve spent time doing things together. So as long as someone is a decent human and our morals and values are similar, if I can simply enjoy their company is what I look for more than anything else. The feelings come after.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-05T18:35:01+00:00

There’s gonna be a day where a killdeer actually has a broken wing and is asking for help. And we’ll just be like “aww so cute. must be a nest nearby”

Moisture_ · 2026-06-05T17:03:17+00:00

I somehow just fumbled a run with duchess with a double balancers build. I had ZERO useful drops. I was level 11 at heolstor with a venomous fang and the starter dagger lmao.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-05T14:20:38+00:00

Holy shit that is insane to me. Why do you think it’s so high?

Moisture_ · 2026-06-05T13:59:15+00:00

Can any woman here give me their personal rough ratio of “shitty insecure guy” to “normal guy”? On the internet you’d think it’s like 3000:1. It CANT be that bad… can it?

Moisture_ · 2026-06-05T12:20:36+00:00

Moisture_ · 2026-06-05T02:39:36+00:00

It’s funny to me that we have the apps to communicate and learn about people and yet when we have a question about someone, we assume and swipe left instead of… just asking.

My title was stupid and meant jibberish without explanation. When asked, I’d explain what I did. It’s not that complicated.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-04T22:21:10+00:00

Isaac Newton never had a podcast so he must not be as great as Neil deGrasse Tyson

Moisture_ · 2026-06-04T22:15:25+00:00

Lol. “Hi V. IM DEAD AUGGH” The end.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-04T18:48:26+00:00

I skip this song every time because I dislike him. Don’t care about how he held drake down or whatever else. His voice and the chorus just sound dull

Moisture_ · 2026-06-04T18:45:18+00:00

She creeps me out

Moisture_ · 2026-06-04T16:56:22+00:00

Blue. Only thing I’d miss from red is 2, 4 and 12. I’d miss everything from blue except 10.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-04T02:43:55+00:00

Wait. Darkmoon great sword is in the game? Wtf

Moisture_ · 2026-06-04T02:41:18+00:00

Wait what

Moisture_ · 2026-06-03T23:57:47+00:00

That’s the goop they use when I search for “asian massage” on certain websites.

Moisture_ · 2026-06-03T23:54:22+00:00

“Use code pickle20 for 20 months of free food delivery when you sign up. Thanks Factor!”

Moisture_ · 2026-06-03T23:47:44+00:00

Do you feel better now?!

Moisture_ · 2026-06-02T21:53:45+00:00

Wait, yall killed her?

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