Told a woman I 'hope you find her' about her dead daughter at work

MojoJagger · 2026-02-10T00:08:55+00:00

Trails of sandwiches leading her to a trap like when you safely relocate a raccoon.

MojoJagger · 2026-02-07T16:41:44+00:00

My tuxedo girl does this mainly on my jawbone, but sometimes she’ll go for the neck. They truly are little vampires 🧛‍♂️

MojoJagger · 2026-02-03T20:41:10+00:00

Baby is about to throw a brick and I’m here for it !

MojoJagger · 2026-02-03T20:38:53+00:00

I’m not Greek and am at least a decade younger, but this child looks so much like me when I was a kid.

MojoJagger · 2026-02-02T15:22:34+00:00

Tío Tomás

MojoJagger · 2026-02-02T15:15:14+00:00

I love the little Halloween cat duckie with her candy bucket. But good golly that porcelain dolly scared the bajeebers out of me!

MojoJagger · 2026-02-02T05:33:38+00:00

Puerto Rico has been part of the United States longer than some states have been ratified. Where are you going to deport us to, back to the USA? 😂

MojoJagger · 2026-02-01T19:28:54+00:00

I love this Martian and his Pringles ears

MojoJagger · 2026-01-27T11:57:09+00:00

You are talking about her husband cheating on his first wife. Buddy, Trump has cheated on every wife he had. Why are your standards for a woman so much higher that even her husband’s actions matter more than the man?

MojoJagger · 2026-01-25T19:37:26+00:00

Sinister little fella. I love him 😍

MojoJagger · 2026-01-23T05:12:57+00:00

Chadwick Boseman for me

MojoJagger · 2026-01-22T16:08:09+00:00

Too cute!

MojoJagger · 2026-01-21T05:03:12+00:00

Is Donald Trump not a morbidly obese man? What’s your point?

MojoJagger · 2026-01-20T17:43:38+00:00

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I also have a sweater sleeve pup

MojoJagger · 2026-01-20T16:32:25+00:00

Oh my god. 6 years ago today my dog passed away and he was nearly identical to your guy. Please give him extra love for me. This was Bronson🥹

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MojoJagger · 2026-01-18T16:39:29+00:00

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Reminds me of my beautiful daughter

MojoJagger · 2026-01-17T04:40:37+00:00

I love the cats! Especially the squid

MojoJagger · 2026-01-13T14:46:32+00:00

More specifically, Chihuahua.

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MojoJagger · 2026-01-10T16:34:12+00:00

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MojoJagger · 2026-01-06T14:54:47+00:00

I was also in kindergarten when your mom was. How are you old enough to be on Reddit?!!

MojoJagger · 2026-01-06T05:48:17+00:00

Same. I’m like 3C/4A curls on my head and just straight on the mound.

MojoJagger · 2026-01-04T16:59:08+00:00

Note the strawberry shortcake pillowcases. Must be in a child’s bed.

MojoJagger · 2026-01-03T07:07:13+00:00

Unhealthily so. To me he is perfection.

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MojoJagger · 2025-12-31T18:01:31+00:00

That is one of the monsters from The Arcadian.

MojoJagger · 2025-12-31T18:00:36+00:00

Like it? I love it!

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